This is the book of randomness! Of course always with some nerdy references. »:D
Philosophical thoughts, everyday-fun-situations, scientific (anti-)jokes and even some lessons you eventually can learn from will show up in this humble piece of litera...
I don't know wether I should be happy or rather crying. I mean if you're dying so hard at science jokes and others staring at you being like..okay? Well, at least it gives me motivation to learn for biology classes! c': This chap is dedicated to a few truly great biology jokes found on Tumblr! Hope you enjoy it. If you know any other feel free to tell them in the comment section! /D Alrighty~
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
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Me: "Why is the moon sometimes orange? Why is the sky blue?" Molly: "I don't know, why is the grass green?" Me: "Chloroplasts."
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What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The Nucleus.
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I ship adenosinediphosphate and an inorganic phosphate group so hard...they're my ATP!
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Hi! I'm auditioning for the role of mitochondria and I'll be singing "I got the Power" by snap!
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!
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Guy: "Hey gurl, what's your cell?" Girl biologist: "Eukaryotic."
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What do you call the Science of Shopping? Buy-ology.
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