Stuck in Naruto? Um... What?

Chapter 15: I almost die again

~Previously:~

I grinned, brandishing Kokuryu.

"Hey!" I yelled obnoxiously, "Come at me ya deranged psychotic cow man!"

Zabuza's clone turned towards me, his huge-ass-sword-who's-name-is-too-long-to-pronounce in his hand, and glared at me, advancing slowly.

I blanched, a drop of sweat rolled down my forehead.

Probably not the smartest thing to say.

You think?!

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I'm going to die, I'm going to die...

Rin cleared her throat.

We're going to die, we're going to die.

I cannot comprehend your level of stupidity, Rin sighed, shaking her head.

I gained an irk mark on my forehead, AH SHUT UP WILL YA! I'm about to die for the second time in two weeks, is that even allowed?!

Technically, yes. Realistically... No, not really, consider yourself the first, Rin noted.

Oh, how lovely.

And with that, the Zabuza clone charged at me, his sword outstretched.

Gah! Rin! Do something! Use those freaky badass powers of yours! Make his dream come true and turn him into an actual cow! I don't care, JUST DO SOMETHING! I panicked, holding Kokuryu out in front of me to block Zabuza's sword.

I heard Rin sigh in my head, Why was I stuck with such an idiotic host?

I braced myself as Zabuza's sword came crashing down on me, sending me flying through the air, crashing roughly into a tree before crumpling to the ground.

I waited for the excruciating pain to come, but strangely, all that came was a small pinching feeling in my back.

Ice armour, remember? Rin reminded me, but that's definitely going to hurt like a mother later on.

I winced, Good to know, but let's just focus on the matter at hand, shall we?

Rin agreed.

"You're not worthy," Zabuza spat, kicking Naruto away, before stepping on something shiny; which I realized was his forehead protector.

"Only shinobi ranked in the bingo book are worthy to me, you're all just a bunch of brats playing ninja."

Oh no he didn't.

I shakily got up, hearing a couple cracks in my back making me wince. "Oh, yeah," I retorted, "Says who?"

Zabuza's neck snapped over to me so fast, I was afraid he'd get whiplash. Well, not really afraid, I mean it's a good thing if he does get it... I'm just going to shut up now.

Zabuza stared at me incredulously, "How are you still moving? That should have at least paralyzed you."

I snorted unattractively, "Yeah? Well get used to it buddy. I've supposed to have died about five times already."

Sena, I'm going to transfer some of my chakra into you.

Transfer your what now?