Grand Theft Paw Patrol 5

The Meeting

  Don Percival and Karen Daniels eventually flew into Foggy Bottom on helicopters. It made Mayor Humdinger so much more anxious and excited. The Merryweather guys stood guard, and suddenly he became a VIP.

  “You must be Mayor Humdinger,” Don Percival approached.
  “That’s me, I have a plan to get…”
  “Just so you know, you’re in both private and government business now. You’re messing with funding, and reputation! You better have something good!” Karen threatened.

  “Oh I believe it’ll satisfy both of you!” Mayor Humdinger announced confidently.

  “Great, let’s go in the outpost and discuss it,” Don Percival offered.

  The three, along with a handful of IAA agents and Merryweather guards entered the outposts.

  “Alright, so this is what I’m thinking…”

  “I didn’t say you can start,” Karen snapped.

  Don, Karen, and the other IAA agents pulled out notebooks.

  “Start.”
  “Alright, so what I was thinking… we gas out a town, here in Canada, no Americans harmed if we play it right. A handful of these Merryweather guys got driven out of Adventure Bay, and they’re looking for vengeance. I have a grudge against them as well, so it gives me reason to work with you.”
  “We don’t give a fuck if the people of that town killed your family! This is about business!” Karen interrupted.

  “If you’re going to send my guys in on a grudge, you pay the fucking premium!” Don added.

  Mayor Humdinger got intimidated, but he didn’t show it, “It’s not about the grudge, I’m just stating what started my idea. So I’m thinking we can use Merryweather’s research technology to create a new form of mustard gas that modern gas masks can’t filter. Then they can create specialty gas masks that can filter out the gas, then them and the IAA can come in and rescue and evacuate the town, then the government will recognize you all for your excellence and bravery, then increase IAA funding, and allow Merryweather back on U.S. soil, then best of all take out the Paw Patrol!”
  Mayor Humdinger got pumped up and laughed after he said take out the Paw Patrol. Don Percival really liked the idea, but Karen didn’t dig it.

  “I like it. I came here thinking you were a jackass, now I can see you’re a genius,” Don complemented.

  “Two things. One, the government doesn’t give a fuck about morals and what’s right! We’re better off creating fear rather than honor. That’s what the government wants to see. They’d see us as assets of power and a way to fight terrorism. And two, what the fuck is the Paw Patrol?” Karen twisted.
  “The Paw Patrol is the only thing that stands in our way. They’re a team of 6 pups lead by a kid named Ryder,” Mayor Humdinger warned.   
  “Oh boo fuckin’ hoo! A kid and his mutts stand in our way!” Karen taunted.

  “I’m pretty sure three of my guys can take them down!” Don said.

  A guard stepped in, “Uh… sir, they drove out an outpost with 18 of our guys at it. They’re heavily trained and over powered.”
  “What the fuck!?” Don pulled out his radio, “The 18 guys that were at the Adventure Bay outpost, wait for me outside,” he got off the radio, “I’m gonna tear their asses after this!”
  The Catastrophe Crew started listening from outside the outpost. Karen made another deal.

  “So here’s what I’m thinking, I say Merryweather makes a bomb, funded us. Don, I assume you remember the nerve toxin stolen from Humane Labs? We make something even more powerful and deadly than that. Something those FIB shitbags can’t get a hold of, and we set it off, right in the middle of that town!”
  Mayor Humdinger was unaware of how powerful the nerve toxin was, let alone how powerful this would be. He had no idea it’d wipe out Foggy Bottom the surrounding 15 towns.

  “Yes! I like that idea! Destroy them once and for all!”
  Mayor Humdinger did his evil laugh while Don Percival was celebrating a Merryweather victory.

  “Then let’s get on it! We will wipe this town to the stone age! We’ll do a warning shot first, so don’t ditch the mustard gas!” Karen made clear.

  “If Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa don’t get in the way, we should be fine,” Don added.

  The Catastrophe Crew all looked across each other. They knew this was horrible, and something had to be done. They knew what to do, they had to call the Paw Patrol! They got into a Mesa and drove to Adventure Bay to tell Ryder what’s going on. Ryder recognized the Mesa as being from Merryweather.

  “Hey! You’re still not welcome here!” Chase yelled.
  The Mesa stopped, and the kittens all got out.
  “Oh these kittens are up to no good again!” Chase barked, “Net!”
  The net flew and trapped the kittens. They meowed desparately to try to tell them about the plan.
  “You’re still not going to take us over…. achoo!”

  Chase had to deal with his allergies as Ryder came to them.

  “I’ll have Mayor Humdinger pick you up.”
  The kittens kept meowing.

  “Ryder, I think they’re trying to tell us something!” Skye said.  
  Ryder listened in, “What do you mean Mayor Humdinger is trying to gas Adventure Bay?... what? Bomb us too!? … Mayor Humdiner, Merryweather, and the IAA? I thought Mayor Humdinger was our friend now!”
  The pups gathered to hear the bad news.

  “They mentioned a nerve toxin… Humane Labs? Thank you kittens! Thanks for telling us! No job is too big, no pup is too small!”
  Ryder slid out the pup pad, “Paw Patrol, to the lookout!”
  “Ryder needs us!” the pups said.

  Eventually all the pups got the the observatory.

  “Ok pups! We have a huge problem! Mayor Humdinger isn’t our friend! Even after the breakthrough we had on Friendship Day!”
  “What are those kittens up to now!?” Rubble asked.

  “The kittens are the ones whole told us. Mayor Humdinger is teaming up with Merryweather! He plans on gassing, then bombing Adventure Bay!”
  The pups all went into panic. Ryder had to call for order, something he’d never had to do.

  “Unfortunately, we don’t have the firepower to go and stop them right now. Merryweather’s CEO is in town, and all the trained guys are guarding him!”
  “So what do we do!?” Chase asked.

  “We have to do research on Merryweather and the IAA to see their witnesses. I need you pups to all do research! Alright! Paw Patrol is on a roll!”
  The pups all went down the slide, but never got into a vehicle. They had to do research. Franklin went back to Lester’s house with Michael. Dave was also on his way.

  “What the fuck are we finna do about Merryweather!? It’s just us three and some FIB dudes, what is there!?” Franklin demanded answers.

  “We’re still trying to figure it out. Don Percival must be stopped!” Lester said.

  “We have a potential breakthrough,” Dave said out of nowhere, “I want you all to meet Agent 14, a former IAA agent.”

  Agent 14 came in with no formalities, “So, I received word that Karen Daniels, lead IAA interogator and Don Percival, CEO of Merryweather had flown into a Canadian town called Foggy Bottom.”
  “Hey, I think I know where that is!” Michael said, “We can catch a flight out there, and take them out.”   
  “Let’s fuckin do it then!” Franklin agreed.

  “There’s just one problem,” Agent 14 objected.

  Lester jumped in, “Do you really think with Don fucking Percival and the lead IAA interogator there, that you’d be able to just fucking go up to them and take them out!? The guards agents will take you out within seconds! It’ll take so much planning, and we don’t even know what we’re looking at! We have to pull satelite imagery just to see!”
  “Exactly! The bad news is Karen Daniels is just about to fly back to LS! So we can’t catch her up there!”
  “Then let’s get Trevor in a jet to take her down!” Franklin said, losing patience by the minute.

  “No, that’ll just pour fuel on the fire,” Agent 14 said.
  “Then fucking let me know when it’s time to move, I don’t have patience for this bullshit!”
  Franklin left and drove back to his house in Vinewood Hills. The tension was building up, and something had to be done before it was too late.