One of the Guys

F I V E

F I V E : I Would Totally Turn Gay For You!

R I L E Y M A T H E W S

School was officially over as winter break has begun, which means that football camp does too. Tomorrow is supposedly the first day of tryouts according to Maya and it's at seven in the morning. If she passes the full week of tryouts (which are four hours each) then she can move on and actually go to camp. Well she is at camp I will be at Topanga's doing dishes in the back.

But until tomorrow, I will be spending all day turning Maya into a dude with the help of my uncle. Shockingly, Maya had him on speed dial and called him last night. It turns out he's the guy she knows... well kinda. Maya knows Josh and Josh knows a guy. I don't know how tho.

"Maya", I yell from my bedroom.

She is currently in the bathroom, washing off all her make up. Once she finishes she swings the door open with a disgusted look on her face. "You look beautiful", I tell her. She responds by sticking her tongue out at me. "How mature", I say, sticking my tongue out at her.

"I'm sorry", she whines, "Josh will be walking through that door any minute now and I have no make up covering this giant zit growing in the middle of my forehead!"

At first I did't see it, but then I squint my eyes. "Wowza! It's like a volcano is about to erupt!" She runs and jumps onto my bed, screaming into a pillow. "Stress will only make it bigger.", I note. Right away she lifts her head from the pillow and glares at me. It scares me so much I swing my bedroom door open and run into my uncle's chest.

"Hello, Riley", he greets, helping me off the ground and then looking at Maya. "Hello, M- Wow! You may want to pop that?" I couldn't help but let out a laugh as she goes back into the pillow screaming.

Josh walks further into my room with a girl about his age right behind him. They both have their hands full of bags that they drop on the floor. "Hi", the girl greets with a small accent that is barely noticeable. She has really curly hair that goes to her shoulders, dark skin (almost Brazilian like), and is tall.

"Hi", I say back.

At this point Maya has stopped screaming and has noticed the girl by Josh. "Who's that", she exclaims, making her way off my bed and over to us, "who's that? That girl right their." Josh smirks as Maya crosses her arms over her chest, fighting the urge to jump on him.

"This is my friend", Josh says as his friend waves. I wave back. "Her name is Felicia and she does professional make up for a living. She is going to help us transform you into a guy."

"Hi", Felicia says, shaking Maya's hand real quick before gazing around my room. Once her eyes land on the stool by my desk, she pulls it over to Maya and makes Maya take a seat. Me and Josh walk over to the bay window and enjoy the show.

Maya keeps squirming with a disgusted look on her face as Felicia touches and squeezes her face. Their faces are like centimeters away from touching and I can just see Maya getting mad from Felicia invading her personal space.

Soon Felicia finally lets go of Maya's face and reaches inside of a bag and pulls out this type of clay and bear glue, and starts gluing it to Maya's face. Then came these fake bushy eyebrows that she attaches and they look real. Next she contoured Maya's face a tiny bit and then adds a tiny mole above one end of her lips. Lastly, she added the wig. It was dirty blonde and fluffy in the front. Clearly not brushed through.

"Okay, Maya", Felicia says, "I'm going to need you to take off your shirt."

"I'm out", Josh quickly spoke.