One of the Guys

E I G H T E E N

E I G H T E E N: Party Scene

T H I R D P E R S O N

The party is in a half an hour and Maya is stuck in Riley's room waiting for her, plus Farkle. Farkle wanted to hang so they let him come. Then they needed a ride so they invited Smackle. And now, Farkle nor Smackle have arrived and Riley is being very undeceive.

Riley looks in the mirror as Maya sits on the side lines looking dead, wearing a hoodie, ripped jeans, and heels. "What do you think?" Riley asks as she does a twirl. Then puts her hands on her hips and starts posing in the mirror. She has high-waisted button up jean skirt with a long black sleeved turtleneck tucked in and tan ankle boots with cream socks to her knees. "Do you think it's warm enough? Do I look pretty?"

"Why does it matter", Maya groans as she sits up a bit more at the bay window. "It's better than the summer dress with major ruffles, 'cause sweetie you can not pull that off." Riley's jaw makes an 'o' shape, not so fond of Maya's honesty even if she asked for it, as Maya continued. "Your legs looked nice but it did not make up for your flat butt. Plus it hid your boobs, even though, it doesn't matter since you got none."

"And you do?" Riley shot back with a glare at her best friend.

Maya opens her mouth to burn Riley to the ground with an epic comeback, but in comes Farkle from the bay window. He takes a seat next to Maya and smiles. "Hey-"

"Farkle", Riley cries as she turns to face him. "What do you think of my boobs." Farkle's eyes widen at Riley's question. He feels the room heat up by twenty degrees as his cheeks flare pink. "Well?"

"Spit it out, Farks!" Maya yells as she slaps Farkle on the upper arm. "Tell her she has none and I do!" Maya fights as she shoots up from the bay window and walks over to Riley with her hands on her hips. Both girls have steam coming out of their ears over this ridiculous argument, but they don't care. "At least tell her mine are bigger."

"No, tell her mine are", Riley yells before they both exclaim, "Farkle", causing him to lean back a bit frightened. "Come on, Farkle, we've seen you stare at our boobs before. Tell us."

"Uh...well...", Farkle trails off, becoming scared at the act of his two best-friends, and the idea that they caught him being a bit horny. Even if it only happened once. "I d-don't know?" He stutters, feeling a bit dizzy as the two girls stare at him with knitted eyebrows, impatiently.

"Do we have to show them to you?" Maya questions, getting a bit annoyed by how long Farkle is taking to answer. "Because I can prove it to you."

"No, I'll prove it", Riley quickly says, reaching for the hem of her shirt.

Before Farkle can comprehend what is happening, Riley and Maya were racing to take their shirts off. And once they were off, Riley's bedroom door swings open with her Fathers voice saying, "Smackle is here!" Then in comes Mr. Mathews and Smackle. Maya and Riley (who have no shirts on) and Farkle turn their heads to face them, with guilty looks in their eyes.

Farkle's vision starts to become a blur before everything blacks out and his head hits the ground.

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"I can't believe that just happened", Riley mutters under her breath as she tugs at her hair, sitting in the back of Smackles sedan, which stays in park in front of Riley's house. "I'm so, so sorry, Smackle". Riley feels guilty for what happened back in her room, even though it was completely innocent. It was very wrong of her to show Farkle, a taken man, her boobs, which were barely covered by her bra. And the worst part was her dad seeing it all. He had to a have a few minutes alone to calm down before giving Riley and her friends the talk.