HOW TO BE ANNOYING:
this is like my life so if you say 'OMG that person is sooooo annoying ugh' I will come after you. No joke. I'll hunt you down ;) anyway if you would like tips in annoying people read on!
•Simple annoying ways or pranks
-Superglue a quarter to the ground and watch people try to pick it up
-Start every sentence with OMG
-End every sentence with in accordance with the scriptures
-Start sentences with ohh la la
-Ask your waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend
-Go up to a random person and pretend to know them.
-Go up to random person of opposite sex and start crying, pretending they broke your heart
-Ask people what gender they are
-Stare at peoples foreheads
-Deny being who you really are (if you do this right it will be funny at first then get annoying)
-Speak and laugh like spongebob
-Speak like a robot all the time
-Speak in pig Latin if you know it ( t iay ounds say Ike lay his Tay= it sounds like this)
-Randomly Tbow (use this ANYWHERE it's so fun and annoys many people)
-creep people out by randomly evilly laughing
-talk ALOT. Mainly I like to talk for three minutes straight. So many people get annoyed
-In the middle of nonimportant conversations, get up and pretend to answer a call on yourphone (even better if you don't have a phone)
-Randomly scream exclamations.
WOW, OH MY, OMG, NO! ect.
-Say 'like' ALOT
-sing everything. And if what your saying happens to be a song, sing loud and proud! (If you have a TERRIBLE voice like me and you acknologe it, even better
-Whenever songs that kinda suck are on, crank up the volume and sing along
-Make up horrible lyrics off the top of your head to really popular songs
-Ask people why they are impersonating Justin beiber (Especially if they hate him like me)
-Ask people if they can feel it when you poke them on the elbow. (Do this repeatedly
-rant
-dance randomly (if you do it in public places where there are lots of people and your with someone else and can embarass them, you're awesome)
-When you have a conversation, randomly scream names of people who are near you and pretend to talk about them
-go up to someone who doesn't take jokes well and say hey ____ in a weird voice.
-Be geeky
-Make lists and pretend they're 'confidential'
-laugh at everything and say 'it's an inside joke' (people get so annoyed when they don't know what people are talking or laughing about)
-Randomly go behind someone and laugh at their back
-say your sad and when people ask why, say you got into a fight with your imaginary friend.
-Have a funeral for your pet rock, after he becomes pebbles :'(
-Honk at strangers
-Scream "OMG I KNOW YOU!" when doing the above
-Frollock (I did this at GIANT once with two of my friends and we all held hands and frollocked through the aisles when this elderly lady came up to us and started screaming at us. By the time she was done, we all were cracking up and we frollockedto the bakery)
-every time you cough say "cough cough cough cough" the looks people give you are worth it
-sniffle and breath loudly. Especially if you're doing a test. People look at you hatefully since they're trying to consentrate.
-Laugh obnoxiously whenever someone says anything funny
-When a certain person (you can pick who says a common word (such as 'a' 'and' ect. Just pick something they say a lot) clap, laugh, or snap, just something obnoxious and get your friends in on it.
-in my school, the teachers have bells to get us to be quiet so my two friends and I taped the bell thingy on the inside to the inside of it so when my teacher attempted to ring it, it was silent. So funny she got pissed
-whenever someone you don't like or don't feel like talking to comes up and starts a conversation with you, say the following to everything they say and if you want to end the conversation say the last one "do you wanna rethink that?"
"how can you be sure"
"Are you sure? Possitive? affirmative?possitively affirmative? Huh huh tell me! TELL ME! are ya? How bout now? Now? Make up your mind! Gosh your so confusing!" after doing this one, turn on your heel and stomp away dramicly
-be emotional and tell people about your feelings
-whine all the time
-tap your fingers on a book or something like a drummer
-click you pen incessantly
-Move constantly
-do impressions of non famous or made up people. It gets annoying
-dont finish you sentences. Say only half of it and drift off. So many people will try to figure out what you mean it's hilarious.
Ex. Hey! Did you see that... That umm what's it called
Friend:what? Game? Sport? Show?
You: no no that's not it
Friend(s) (whoever is listening to conversation): WELL WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
you: ummm
Twenty minutes later
You: Ooooh Spider! There was one climbing on your back.
Friend(s):WTF?
friend who had the spider on their back: oh my god where? Holy crap where is it?
-learn uncommon languages and start saying them to your friends. It's the most fun when you say insulting things and they agree
-Ok this and the last one are from TheFlamingPopsicle, she rocks. Ok so say in English that you don't speak English. I've used it
Ex. Maddie(one of my only friends that isn't crazy):Hey Erin! Can I borrow your study sheet for the map quiz?
Me:Im greatly sorry Madalyn but I don't speak English.
Then walk away after (s)he gives you a WFT look.
