we jus got bak 2 ninis house and idk whats next.. parti?? netflix and chill??? i ask what 2 do and they all wana go 4 a walk to the park and im like k. "shud we bring the dog?" lewk asks and im scream bc is thAT EVEN A QUESTION????? "OFC DUMBASS" so we snag the dog (his name is harold and we lov him hes a shitzu!!) and r off 2 the park. " but dont we need poop bags, ashtern?" "not when we have u!!!!" WTF. why woud he say that 2me ??? how rud e??? "ok ashtern fuk u, u can go home that was rude af" Neil tells him so he goes home YES.
WE arriv @ te park and i immediatly sit down bc i cant handel standng 2 too long (bc fat )). We r just chillin doin stuff and then suddenly BOOOM. Theres amy. WTF . SHE W ANTHER DUDE what a bitcH. "AMIIIIII" i screm @ her. "OMG BUB NOW WAY"
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Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic
FanfictionBob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Wil...
