Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic

Chapter 9

TF AMU.

ALSO TF imacowmoo u jus leave dese guys in suspenss like dis for 2 heckn yrs to go to college?? str8 up r00d bro.

"bub u r always so anger i cahnt bulleev that jus happn. go mari your stopid nini if u love him that much:/" amu sais with water running from her ceeing holes. fuk she is ugli, not even jus crying, jus all the time. ew i gag puke emoji

anyway i say back "ok boomer".

amu gets literally finessed so hard by my bada$$ commnt that she jus fades into the ski. bye bye amu:/ her phat bf just burys a hole in da ground and sits. ok??? whatevr

"bub. i so sorry this jus happened like that wuz so not cash money!!21!!1" nini says to mi as he embrace in long, hard ( ;)winky face ) hugg. nini hugs make me feel lik da pizza at little seezars.. hot n ready.

"nini dos this mean we get 2 be 2gether 4ever b.f.f.e.f.e.l's? now that amu basicklee comit social suicide by divorcen mi". liek im certified cool tf?????? dumb fckn bitch probably don't even kno my fav shape of truck >:(

i was abt 2 cri until all five sawss members dissapeerd. calerm, lewk.. G0ne. *gasp* TF??? i stop breathing, i fall to ground.

"bub.. BUB!!! :'(" i hear nini scream b4 everything go blak like michael b jordyin. MBJ is so yummy

...

"good morn bub". who in tf.

i open my eyes to see no one. i mean ya ther waz nurse but i couldn't see her v well

"omg bub its u m8"

AMU.

ITS FREAKING AMU WEE WOO WEE WOO SIRENS SECURITY PLZZZZZ

this cud nOT B happening to mi. i thought amu died lmao.

"bub u like.. passed out rlly hard. is u ok" amu asks. i mad so i yell @ her "arent u suppos to b the nurse u dusty raisin bran cereal high fibre low carb tentacle looking ass bicth?????? u tell me if I'm gud tf???!!2!" amu face b like o_o.

"no u are ok, u remembr what happn?" she acks me. i cant member anything ugh. i so stupid, my irrelevant burdens (my hella disspointing offspring) made me lose half my brane. i tru 2 member ok there was me, nini, calerm- OMG.

NINI!!!!!!

i jump out da bed sOOOO FREAKING fast, like lightning mckween who. it me. anyway i screem "AMU WHERE NNIINII" amu said "bub u needed heart transplant u had heart attack who u think gav u hart."

mi stomack fall out mi red hot butthole.

"srry what b1tch?" amu laugh. hOW dare she laugh wtf fuk kind of nurs is dis???!?

"omg lol bub jk he right here" the door opins

and there he is in all his glori. the door way shine like my forhed as he walk thru. he lik a model uwu ^-^

"NINI my bb ANGLE!!!" i screm and run 2 him. "hi bub my lov. u passd over in the park bc 5sus went missing:/" nini upd8's me.

"well whats the sitch r they ok" i ask bc like why tf wuld they jus go missing.

"bub it turns out they wer secret aliens from the governmint and @ that moment they got deported we just didn't wach it happn cue our love rays blinded us" ni ni explaims. ok make sense. i laff it off. ill miss lewk:/ the r3st of dem can smd for all i care lmao bye

i ask nini "so what now bby" and nini seys

"bub. i think dis is our sign." .... um ok tf "what sign bitch u kno my damaged cheeto brane don't kno"

"its time we moov to narnia. 5ever."