For some reason everyone thinks that Literally no one in my family has talent.
This might seem true to the public eye but I have payed attention to my family close enough to where I have figured out their talents.
First lets start with my mothers talents.
Her first talent is looking like a lesbian but still liking guys. The only other person I've seen do that is Miley Cyrus. so I definitely consider it a talent.
Her Second talent is being able to control our whole family. (The bitch is psychic and can control us with her mind).
The next talented person in our family is Rob. Rob Is able to eat 5 cheeseburgers in 5 minutes that's his talent.
Kim is able to go through any emotion without showing it in her face. (I guess it's the Botox.)
Kim also can pick things up with her ass. She can smuggle drugs through airports by putting it in between her but cheeks which is also a talent.
Khloe can manage to convince everyone she's not a man. So that bitch is Talented.
My talents are that I have a photographic memory and I'm very smart and none of my other siblings are smart so it sucks being the only one.
Kendall's talent is to act like a little hoe and no one realize it. Kind of like invisibility.
Kylie's just a bitch and doesn't have talent.
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