So I'm going to give you a brief overview of how most valentines days have went for the Kardashians.
Well first off since Kris and Kim are self centered attention whores they decided we should have a valentines family dinner, every year. No family does that but since Kim needs a reason to cake her face with blush and foundation and dress up like a high end stripper, she thinks a family valentines dinner is a great idea.
The dinners are always at Kris and Bruce's house and since neither of then can cook so food is always ordered from somewhere.
One year Kourtney went into labor at the family dinner she didn't even know she was pregnant.
Kim is always the last one to show up at the dinner, and Khloes fat ass is always the first to show up.
Kendall usually stays in her room the whole time because she's allergic to food.
Every year a guy will deliver flowers to the mansion and every bouquet is to Kim! And it just so happens they are all from secret admirers..... (herself.)
Kris just drinks the whole time and talks about her life experiences and since she's old as fuck she's had a lot.
Bruce sits at the dinner table and just watches what everyone does like a creep. He's like old that creepy family member that your parents won't let you visit when you're a kid.
Last year Kendall had an emotional break down when the smell of food crept into her room. She was screaming about how she was absorbing calories through her nose.
And Lamar smokes crack in the bathroom like any sane person would to escape all the Kardashian Madness
Vote if you would smoke crack to escape the Kardashian Madness
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Vote if you feel bad for Kylie because she is to irrelevant to be mentioned in this chapter
