Being a Kardashian is one of the most stressful things. Like ever.
You have to worry about what to wear.
How much makeup should I wear today.
Do I feel like dressing like a slut today.
You have the stress of worrying about your younger siblings.
Kendall and Kylie are always doing some stupid shit, and it really stresses me out.
Kendall does heroine which is how she manages to stay so skinny for her 'modeling' career.
And Kylie has had 4 abortions.
Kardashians age 5 times faster than a normal human. Which is why plastic surgery procedures are mandatory. If we all wouldn't have done a satanic ritual when we were young children then we would all be elderly women right now.
But luckily Kris is the AntiChrist so we will all stay young forever :)
So my confession is that being a Kardashian is stressful but satanic rituals help with stress :)
Vote if you want the Kardashians to stay young forever
