Whenever Kris Humphries married Kim, He thought she was the one <3
But 72 days after being married he realized how bad he fucked up marrying the biggest whore in the United States and Him and Kim got a divorce.
So now I am going to list some things that are longer than Kim's first marriage.
1.Her sex tape
2.My iPhone battery
3.However long it took to find nemo
4.Planning Kim's wedding
5.An episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
6.Justin biebers chest hair.
7.Taylor swifts acceptance speech at the VMA's before it got interrupted
8.Licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
9.Harry styles and Taylor Swifts relationship
10.The time it takes to cook Raman noodles
11.The pause Dora makes before she answers a question.
If you don't vote your marriage will be shorter than Kim's.
Comment any additions to the List. <3
