"Well...ha..it...it turn out we have to leave a bit early. "
"Leave what do you mean" I awkwardly chuckle out
"Y/n...we're leaving for university tomorrow" phil says standing up an coming towards me
"What?" Dan says
"you're going to pretend you don't know?" I say narrowing my eyebrow
"I don't know? I haven't been called or emailed or anything"
"He's telling the truth y/n they called me yesterday but I didn't want to bring anyone down"
"Oh...w-when do you boys have to leave? "
"...tomorr-"
"TOMORROW!!?!!" me an dan scream out
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOMORROW" dan says getting a bit angry
"That's not the worst part." Phil says looking down
"Phil...what are you talking about? " I say
"Me and dan aren't going to the same university"
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN MATE " dan says (imagine him speaking like his bullie character)
"THEY TRANSFERRED ME TO YORK" phil yells looking up and closing his eyes
"YORK!?!" again me an dan scream
"IM TERRIFIED AS IT IS GOING TO UNI NOW IM GOING ALONE!?"
"WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY TRANSFERRED ME!"
"YOU COULD HAVE HAD THEM 'TRANSFER' YOU BACK "
"AND HOW'D YOU SUPPOSED I DO THAT?"
"I DUNNO MYSPACE THE BLOODY SCHOOL, EMAIL DAILYBOOTH THEM OR WHATEVER"
"HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"
"BOYS" I yell at them
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.....phil didn't mean to them to transfer him...and, dan I'm pretty sure the University doesnt have a MySpace OR dailybooth. So, lets just....calm down and help each other pa-"
"KIDS COME DOWN HER QUICK!" dad yells from the stairs
We all go downstairs to see mum and dad on the couch
"Phil, y/n...dan sit down why don't you. We have great news!" Dad says and mum looks disgusted
"What is it?" I asked
"GUESS" dad says
"You're not getting a divorce and taking my sister across the world to which I might not see her again???" Phil says
"Nope, guess again"
"You ripped the heart out of a woodland creature and ate it while it's children cried in horror" dan says
"He might as well have." Mum says
"You killed a unicorn, drank it's blood an now you're cursed forever" I say
"You stole sweets from a baby and then laughed at it while it cried then ate the baby"
"You killed professor snape"
"You killed Sirius Black"
"You killes he who shall not be named
"YOU KILLED HARRY POTTER!"
"I DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING FOR FUCK SAKE "
"OoOooOoOoO it's mad" I say rolling my eyes and going on my phone
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Metting Daniel (Dan Howell x Reader)
Fanfictionits 5 am and im bored so here's a thingy :) Y/n is your name Y/h/c means hair colour Y/h/l means hair length Y/e/c means eye colour Secondary means high school Mark means grade Ace means gr8 m8 Manchester is northern England Berkshire is near L...
