Metting Daniel (Dan Howell x Reader)

younows and fingering

One year later

so I dropped out of college. Whoops

I couldn't handle it just made me so- no, I don't wanna think about it.

It was time for a younow and hopefully it didn't crash again

"Hi, is it working? ....everyone type in placenta if it's working"

And everyone typed in placenta. It was beautiful

"Hi hawtdamndan, hi philscupcke, hello satan....never thought I'd ever say that OH WELL"

"This whole chat is gonna be me fixing my hair...I brought my hat so I don't just play with my hair for five hours..should I put it on?"

'YES'

'PUT THE DAMN HAT ON'

'FINGER ME'

"No, I will not. Just a little fyi if you say something weird or whatever I will read them its not going so fast I can't read it....where the fuck is my hat"

I get my hat and put it on

"Ya lyke it." I say and smile

"Hi linghowell...hello brookerthehooker....grate names you guys slow clap for all of you"

'Whats it like at hogwarts?'

"Kinda shit considering iTS FUCKING DESTROYED THANKS VOLDY YA CUNT NUGGET"

"Hello kellyisanerd0, hello y/nleste-" y/N LESTER???

COULD IT BE HER? IT CAN'T MAYBE ITS JUST THE SAME NAME OR SOMETHING EVEN IF IT WASN'T I WAS STILL SMILING

'OMG DID YOU SEE THE SMILE HE HAD WHEN HE SAID LESTER!?! PHAN IS REAL'

"YEAH TOTALLY...not, I was smiling because y/n lester said something funny..but I can't say it"

Y/n pov

"KAY HE NOTICED ME"

"well hes you're boyfr-"

"NO ON THIS YOUNOW THING HE SAW ME LOG ON!"

"WOAH"

I started typing

'DAN'

"How original"

"SHUT UP"

"Y/N!" he said yelling then smiling

"Y/n sounds pretty as well....real pretty"

'Daniel fake cough if you cough see this'

"You want him to fake co-"

"SHHHHHH"

"*fake coughs* Sorry I'm either dying or my body hates me....or both"

"AHHH KAY HE SEES ME"

'OKAY IS THERE ANYWAY YOU COULD LIKE GIVE ME SOMETHING SO WE COULD TALK? OR TEXT?'

"if you guys ever want to like see what boring shit I do just 'follow me' on 'twitter' @Danisnotonfire "

"LeT ME TRY!"

"kaY nO"

'I NAMED MY DILDO AFTER YOU DANIEL'

"I DON'T HAVE A DILDO"

"HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT"

"I named my dildo after you....sweet" smiling and then laughed

"SEE HES TURNED ON"

"STOP"

'THAT WASN'T ME IT WAS MY FRIEND KAYLEIGH'