Metting Daniel (Dan Howell x Reader)

phils drunk and snazzy childhood strippers

Dans pov

It was the day before the wedding and we had a reserved area in a swanky restaurant just for us, friends and family

I wore a my black suit with the leather collar and a bow tie and wore my snazzy shoes

Y/n wore this beautiful white dress with daisys along the top nothing to fancy and she let her natural curly hair fall and had a little white flower crown

Everyone looked so happy to be here, talking,  laughing, Eating, drinking.....manly drinking

And all I could look at was y/n and think how lucky I am to have her and to be with her for the rest of my days and how I couldn't wait to see little people running around....children. not leprechauns jesus christ anything but that

Y/n

Everyone was having a good time and all I could think about is if my tits were hanging out because IM NOT WEARING A BRA

And how I'm marrying the love of my life tomorrow.
I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him and how happy I'll be to see little people running around.

Children that is.

"I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE TOAST" a hammered phil says standing up

"Don't you mean 'a' toast" kay says

"I KNOW WHAT I SAID....wait what'd I say?"

"You wanted to make a toast"

"Wut? I'm eating chicken I don't want toas-OH YEAH"

"Jesus chris phil" I say

"Shhhh. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOME TOAST"

"Phil, you don't have to scream, mate we can all hear yo-"

"DAVID SHUSH YOU'RE RUINING IT" phil says and dan puts his hands up in defense and we both laugh

"As I was saying.  I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAD,-"

"oh for fuck sakes" dan says

"-TO MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER Y/N, AND TO MY BREAST FRIEND..DAVID."

"Dan." dan says

"DAN. DAVI-"

"DAAAN"

"DAVID AND JULIA ROBERTO HAVE BEES TOGETHER-"

"Is he doing this on purpose." Dan says looking at me and im just dying from laughter

"Phil you have this written down" kay says

"I DO?"

"Look in your pocket. "

Phil goes in his pocket and the biggest smile came to his face

"OOH YEeeEEHH"

"Do you want me to take over"

"Yes please." He says and sits down puts his head on the table and pokes his cake

"Right, uh I guess just pretend im phil just not as drunk"

"I would like to make a toast to my beautiful sister y/n, and my best friend dan. I remember when I found out they were together, it was two mouths later and I was going murder them both. But, when I saw them together you could just see the love they have for each other is...." she stops

"....kayleigh whats wrong? "

"I can't read his handwriting and to make it worse the ink ran-okay lets pretend it says magical.. the love they have for each other magical. To Dan and Y/n"