Metting Daniel (Dan Howell x Reader)

spoopy emotional bisexual strippers

Y/ns pov

September

Kay had to fly back to America to go back cuz work and tell cartoon network I couldn't come back to work because I was getting married and moving back to England

Good news: they transferred me!

Bad news: they had to cancel adventure time.

My lifes work shot up the ass and put to rest.

(It sounds good to me im going with it.)

Dan and I both thought us having the wedding on our 7 year anniversary was a good idea so we were making the wedding all spoopy and shit which meant everything was black, purple and gold with not as much red

Since kay couldn't come to help me get dresses because she was in America! I had mum, mrs howell and dans sister hold up an ipad with kay on face time

"Y/n you could have waited until I came back"

"You won't be back until 4 days before the wedding and I need the dress now"

"Why now?"

"cause its kinda weird buying a wedding dress 2 days before the wedding don't you think"

"I wouldn't know I'm not gettin' hitched"

"Thats the most American thing I've ever heard you say"

"You're welcome"

"Your trash"

"I try"

"God I love you" I say laughing

It was 3 hours I tried on the 50th dress and I was getting bored

"Guys I wanna go somewhere else. "

"But y/n theres still 15 to try" mum says

"But muuuummmm"

"Now now none of that go try on another"

"I'm trying on one more and I'm outy"

I go to try it on and like I thought

I HATED IT now im not trying to be bridezillah or anything but I just didn't feel it

"Is it okay if I look around in the back?" I asked the lady and she nods

I walked around the back and saw something yellow and blue.

I go to it and see its a sally dress from the nightmare before Christmas! Well, kinda it was a corset with thick black straps and it went poofy at the bottom but it was like a sk8r shirt cut at the bottom and it was floor length

I put it on and I got a little feeling in my heart and I couldn't help but cry AND THERE WAS A CROWN THINGY WITH A DEAD LOOKING  VEIL AND DEAD FLOWERS LAKAJSHDH

I walked out to show the mums and kay

"Oh my god" kay says

"Y/-"

"I WANT IT"

"Y/n you need a white dress"

"Why?"

"It shows you're still pure an-"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" kay laughs from the ipad

"Shut it."

"Whats so funny?" My mother was so innocent oh my god

"Um...mummy....I'm not....'clean' "

"HA-"  I look the ipad and kay shuts up