1.Yo mommas so hairy when she was born she had skid marks all over her.
2. To mommas so black when she goes swimming people think she's an oil spill.
3. Yo mommas so dirty she has to sneak up on mud.
4. Yo mommas so hairy jabba the hut is jealous.
5. Yo mommas so dirty water runs away when it sees her.
6. Yo mommas house so dirty that cockroaches ride around on dune buggies.
7. Yo mommas house so dirty when I showed up at her door a roach tripped me and a spider stole my wallet.
