1. Yo mommas so skinny kids draw on her because they mistake her for paper.
2. Yo mommas so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet.
3. Yo mommas so small she can't even get high.
4. To mommas so small that meerkats come up to her and yell "welcome home mom!"
5. To mommas so skinny she fell down a crack in the pavement .
