1. Yo mommas house is so small when she orders a large pizza she has to step outside to eat it.
2. Yo mommas house is so small I stepped inside and I was already in her back yard.
3. To mommas house so small she had to go outside to change her mind.
4. Yo mommas house so small she ha to iron her pants outside.
5. Yo mommas house so small she hasn't got room for even a spider to live in there!
