Terry strolls into class and takes a seat. He looks to his left and sees Stoney with his face down on the desk. He looks to his right and sees Bill Trinnen shoving what seemed to be powdered donuts down his esophageal canal.
He looked to the teacher and he was sporadically yelling something about fairies."Teacher, are you okay?" Said Terry reluctantly.
"Oh, I'm fine. Also, call me Mr. Cracker." Said the teacher. "But watch out, kid. You never know when you'll see a FAIRY!"
Au Co was slumping in her desk the corner of the room.
"Riiight." Terry said, acting as if he was completely crazy.
Suddenly, the extremely loud intercom turned on, and Roz did that stupid thing where they take a breath in AFTER they turn on the intercom, and it's always uncomfortable.
"Everybody to the auditorium. We are having an assembly in exactly 10 minutes. Be there or be the species of a parallelogram." Roz forgot to turn the intercom off and breaths heavily for a whole minute. Then, she suddenly yelled. "DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD STOP RUBBING MY BUNIONS?"
A quite voice is heard and it responds. "But I've been rubbing them for so long that my fingers are broken."
"TO FRIGGIN' BAD." Roz shouted. Indecipherable speaking can be heard in the background, but Roz could still be heard. "What? I'm making a complete what of myself? The intercom is still on? Everybody heard what I said? They heard me talking about my bunions? It's still on? SANADA BEEA-" The intercom was cut off.
"Whew, that was close. If she finished, this story might not have been PG-13." Terry said. He then looked out the window to see Agolf throwing Pink Sheep into his Happy Box. Terry began to walk out of class to go the the assembly, but nobody in his class followed. He wondered why, and he looked at the class sign next to the front door. The sign said 'Math Class', or at least he thought so. He took a closer look at that Croissant to notice that it actually said 'Meth Class'. "Oh." Said Terry. "Wait why do we even have one of those?"
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Terry's Day Out
FanfictionLike Shaq's Day Out, but with Terry Crews. Terry's Day Out was written in front of a live studio audience. Hi Avery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)