How To Tie Knots

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The door opened to reveal Scizor, guarding the two Prickly brothers. Team Robbie all gave a Hank Hill 'BWAAAH'! Scizor got in a battle stance and made a noise that sounded like that of a stupid x-ray tetra fish.

"Prepare for trouble!" said Robbie.

"Make it double!" said Vector.

"To protect the world from Pesky Plumbers!"

"To unite all OCs within our High school!"

"To denounce the evils of rope, lamp oil, and bombs!"

"To expand our reach with both direction and magnitude!"

"Robbie!"

"Vector!"

"Team Robbie, blast off at the speed of a cannon!"

"Surrender now or I'll shrink you to next Monday!"

"Monday? That sucks!" said Feildgar.

"DONKEEEEEEEEY KONG!" said Soupy.

Team Robbie got in their battle poses. Fieldgar began by throwing a plate of lasagna at Scizor. Scizor wasn't expecting that in the slightest so he was blinded. Scizor stumbled around like an alcoholic little penguin.

"Who did you expect?" Said Robbie, throwing a net at him.

Vector then followed up with an "OH YEAH!" Accompanied by his signature pelvic thrust. The thrust slam jammed Scizor into a wall. And just when Scizor was about to make his first move, Soupy threw an ENTIRE cruise ship at Scizor.

"Now.. What to do next?" Said Robbie.

"Hey! It's the Prickly's!" Said Vector. They then freed the bros. and Strike and AurORA.

"Thanks so much, you grade school muppets!" Said Peter.

"I can promise you kids that you'll never get a grade lower than an A in any class ever again for as long as you live." Said Paul. "Also... You didn't happen to see where Slicer went did you?" He whispered after looking around.

"I don't know who Slicer is, but I saw some bald Nazi looking guy running towards the White House Mech." Said Fieldgar. Paul and Peter then scuttled like two crabs that needed to go pee pee really badly towards the White House Mech.

"Hey Strike, have you seen Goomy at all today?" Asked Paul.

"NEIN!" Said Strike. Then the Prickly's and their Pokémon began walking out of the office.

"Wait, did you just talk?" Said Paul.

"Nah, brov. It's just your imagination. What I actually said was ARK." Said(?) Strike.

"They're gone! Quick, take the confiscated items and run!" Screeched Robbie. Soupy then took the entire desk and ran away. Robbie and Vector began to chase after him.

"BRING THAT BACK THIS INSTANT!" Robbie and Vector yelled together.

"Here we go again." Said Fargield, then slowly walking after them.

Back in the office, when everyone was gone, Scizor rises out of the rubble like how Vincent's pimple erects itself on his face. He is hungry for revenge. He is coming. The rivalry begins.

Meanwhile, over at Button Corp Evil Incorporated...

"Button Corp Evil Incorporated!" Sang a group of singers hired by Sagmaster.

"Hey Sagmaster, who's idea was it to Incorporate Button Corp twice in the same jingle?" A singer asked. Sagmaster just made a face at The Juicer. The singer was immediately Juiced and now HE was a pile of goo that can't walk. The Juicer poured the singer into a cup and drank him whole.

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