Suddenly, as the two Mech Suits faced off, they started walking towards each other. Step by step, closer and closer.
"Alright Crew, as you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall." Terry said as the group huddle.
"Uhh... Terry... School already started" Mathew Patterson said while grabbing a camera. "New Theory: TERRY DOESN'T KNOW HIS SEASONS?" Matthew shouted out. Suddenly, Terry picked him up and threw him into the White House where Morshu saw him and took it as a threat.
"Those kids think they can send this pathetic soldier into my mech, MMMMM I think not." Morshu said while picking up Matthew up by his collar. "As you can see, this is MY mech you are intruding, and Morshu doesn't like your kind here." Morshu said dangling him out a window before finally dropping him.
Matthew then turned to the high school and said "New theory: OCS CAN'T DIE?" Luckily, the White House Mech steps on him killing him instantly.
Morshu began yelling in a commanding voice "First, as a counter attack, send our troops!" Troops began flooding out of the White House.
"GUYS, WE NEED TO RETALIATE! THEY ARE SENDING TROOPS!" Shaguille Interclass yelled.
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE WHO ISN'T CONTROLLING THE MECH, FOLLOW ME! WE ARE DOING A GROUND ASSAULT!" Mr. Moesby shouted. "No goons in my lobby!" he said.
"Wait, why are you leading? You aren't exactly that tough." AU Toby asked. Suddenly Mr. Moesby became Omega Moesby.
"Now I am." he said while picking up Mr.Crocker. "Alright Crocker, get your Crock Block up and ready because we'll be needing it." said Ω Moesby while leading the charge out of the High School Mech. Suddenly the OCs started to flood the battle ground and began to beat the goons like how a fedora wearing robot spends money on extra nail polish for his hedgehog. In the heat of battle two goons stopped in front of Greg. One began to speak.
"Boy am I glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here, and he's the sheriff, and we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out he..." The goon was interrupted as Greg fell over and killed them both. He then began sliding towards the White House Mech, wiping out hordes of goons in his wake. Both Mechs continued firing out of their moist orifices at each other. Vincent the Canon Cannon just sighed as he fired out out of the Mechsuit's nipples. Ω Moesby used crock block as a shield, then shield bashed goons. Hummer bombs flooded the field causing Plum and Tim Stuby to have oops war flashbacks and genocide tons of goons. Jon sent out Jacques who pelted goons with pieces of polar bear liver containing so much vitamin KKK that it killed them. Agolf set up a Happy Box with a sign reading Orbeez Soothing Spa in front of it goons looking to get pampered got dead. Kretmi lit a cigarette with PK fire and looked at the battle field.
"I should probably help with that." He then lit another cigarette and handed it to a goon. "There, now he will die of lung cancer eventually."
Back inside the mech, team Robbie began firing various weapons from the pelvis, each time with a glorious pelvic thrust.
"Alright Crew ©, we need to infiltrate the White House, so we'll go in through the lower regions." Terry said as he lead the ©rew towards the White House through the battle.
Back on the field the goons kept flooding out and The Rake came running out of the White House Mech as well.
"Oh no, I'm surrounded" Sheen screeched like a chimpanzee with diarrhea. "Wait isn't that, that weird guy who always get run over? What was his name again?" Sheen said. The Rake began mumbling.
"Oh no. Oh no." He said. "It's... The Ragdoll! No... it's... The Ranch! Or was it The Rare Encrusted Blue Jay With Liver Disease?" Sheen said stepping towards The Rake who was getting sweaty. Cookie monster then yelled his guess.
"IT'S A RUMP ROAST!" The yell caused Sheen to accidentally step on a rake, and due to his severe brain damage he laughed.
"I just got hit with this instrument used to RAKE lawns that goes by the informal name of RAKE that occasionally people who RAKE sometimes use to RAKE leaves. I repeat, I got hit with this instrument used to RAKE lawns that goes by the informal name of RAKE that occasionally people who RAKE sometimes use to RAKE leaves. I repeat, I got hit with this instrument used to RAKE lawns that goes by the informal name of RAKE that occasionally people who RAKE sometimes use to RAKE leaves." Suddenly, Eddy came out of the whale house at 666 miles per hour and vigorously ran over goons and the rake. Suddenly before the final time, Eddy drove back to the mech and detached his brother's mobile home from it and began hauling it towards the rake.
"Oh no." The rake cried out.
"Oh yes." Eddy yelled.
"ORA" Avery weebed out. He then ran over him one last time before reattaching the whale on to the mech.
Benny Slimoweeny laid down some slippery laundry sauce, causing some goons to slip right in front of Alyssa, who sucked out the souls of said goons and gave them to Scrappy Von Stangle, fueling his holocaust. The Terry Crew snuck around, being sure to make as noise as possible.
"Yes please touch that some more." Spencer said as Toby stepped on a stick. The goons were too preoccupied to notice, however while walking they began noticing the carnage of the battle. Toby in specific had PTSD to almost every role-play he had ever been.
"Oh no." Toby said pulling out his phone to use Pokemon go to cope with his PTSD. Lenny made a face at a goon. He then pulled out his signature minigun and genocided 6 million goons, thus ending the assault and making Morshu salty. Suddenly they approached the front entrance.
"OH NO! IT'S WAY TO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED FOR US TO OPEN!" Terry yelled in disappointment. Suddenly Kenny looked back and forth. He then whispered.
"Alright, I think I can open this door. Everyone close your eyes." Everyone obliged and closed their eyes. Roughly 42 Pentagon shaped seconds later, they opened their eyes and saw the doors completely open. "Voila, it's open." Kenny said putting something away.
"Wait, I thought you hated technology Kenny." Toby asked nervously.
"Of course I hate technology." Kenny said taking a sledgehammer out from his beard. He then proceeded to eat the entire hammer and breathe heavily through his mouth like that one kid in Ryan's old history class. Just before they walked in, Spencer ticketty tapped Terry on the shoulder.
"You wot?" said Terry.
"Why didn't we just use my my window power, WHICH IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT LIKE A STAND FROM JOJO, to get here quicker?" Terry then responded with a yell.
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA LETS DO THAT." Terry then proceeded to pick up all of them and take the longest possible route around the entire world, walking through an entire acid field and into the back door of the high school Then they all nodded as they entered a window about three feet away from the door they had originally entered from.
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Terry's Day Out
FanfictionLike Shaq's Day Out, but with Terry Crews. Terry's Day Out was written in front of a live studio audience. Hi Avery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)