"Wait, were doing the final votes now? I can't do this right now! I have to rig all of the votes- I mean I have to go help a friend pick clothes." Trump protested.
"Tell your friend that they don't sell toupees at the clothes store!" Terry shouted right into Trumps' ear. Shaq grabbed the false hair resting upon the head of the School Presidential Candidate, Trump, wrote 'Terry' on it, crumpled it up into a spherical shape, and slam dunked said false hair into the ballet box.
"One vote for Terry." Shaq suppled out.
"Oh, come on! Now I'm balding, AND I'm gonna have worse hearing then Bobby." Trump said, accidentally insulting Bobby out loud. Bobby, of course, didn't hear it because all meatheads have terrible hearing.
"Alright, the voting begins now!" Riley screeched. Nobody got out of their seats. "What are you, meatheads? GET UP HERE AND VOTE!" Everybody in the auditorium scuttled up to the ballet, voting in various ways. For example: The Juicer wrote his vote on a paper and juiced it into the ballet, Nannerpus cooked pancakes in the shape of his vote, Toby wanted tried to vote and got slightly more sad because his 'Paw-writing' is illegible, Sebastien put a whale through a modified whale wash that sprayed his vote on the side of the whale, Jack Jackington didn't vote because he couldn't find his way there, and Prince Peasly created a life-size sculpture of his vote made entirely of beans.
"Is everybody done voting?" Riley said. Everybody sat down. "Okay, time to tally the votes." Riley put her hand in the ballot and got extremely uncomfortable. "Are these the votes? Are any of these even on paper?" She pulled out a bunch of papers and read them aloud. "'Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?' 'The Rose is like a supple monkey's hand.' 'Who ordered the fish and chips?' 'Seymour Asses.' None of these are even close to valid votes." Riley said, before most of the people in the crowd began to laugh. "Well I'm glad at least two people took this seriously." Riley looked at two cards, one written in Gold Sharpy, and one that was written with extreme force. "One for Trump, One for Terry." Riley face-palms. "Great. It's a tie, and the tie breaker is something I can't even read."
"Let me try. I can read it because I'm in 6th grade." Said Duane, snatching the card from Riley. "It says 'Terry'."
"How... Did you know that?" Toby said really quietly.
"I didn't. I just assumed that it was a vote for Terry, because if you voted for Trump, there would be a problem." Said Duane.
"Wait, if you wanted Terry to win, why didn't you just vote for him yourself?" Questioned Riley.
"I tried, but I exploded and burnt my paper by accident." Duane said regretfully. Toby began to play Pokemon. Donald Trump got triggered and slid of stage and built a wall around the school. Vector pelvic trusted through it almost immediately, and Shaq walked up to Trump.
"Looks like your wall... Is now your fall." Shaq said rubbing Gold Bond on Trump, causing him to recede his face into his esophagus, his armpits spew baby piss, he runs back to the Yuk Yuk Hut bathroom.
"Looks like when it comes to Trump... Silence is Gold Bond. Huh, who's with me?" So Flo said, getting ready to fling milk cartons at everybody.
"Nobody." Said Shaq, getting triggered because So Flo tainted the words Gold Bond with his prankster mouth.
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"YOU GREEDY DIRT-BAG!" Said Slippy Crabson before pinching So Flo 17 times, causing him to go the way of the Trump.
"Terry wins the election by a landslide... I guess. He won by one vote, but that was 33.3% of all of the votes." Riley said, before going home for the day.
