Some Funny Jokesss :D

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What is a frog's favorite drink? 

Croak-a-cola. 

Why is a spider so good at baseball? 

Because it catches "flies". 

Why don't lions eat clowns? 

Because they taste funny. 

Where do tough chickens come from? 

Hard-boiled eggs! 

What do you call a penguin in Florida? 

Very lost! 

What do you call a bear without an ear? 

B. 

What do fish take to stay alive? 

Vitamin sea. 

Why did the pony go to the doctor? 

Because he was a little horse (hoarse). 

What's a snakes favorite subject? 

Hiss-tory or ssssscience. 

What do you get when you cross a tiger's path? 

Eaten. 

What is the most dangerous plant in the jungle? 

A DandyLION! 

What kind of disk did the pig put in the computer? 

A SLOPPY disk! 

What is the most musical part of a turkey? 

The drumstick! 

Why do birds fly south? 

Because it is too far to walk! 

Why did the dog sit in the shade? 

Because he did not want to be a hot dog! 

What do you get when you put a turtle and a helicopter together? 

Shellacopter. 

Why do bees have sticky hair? 

Because they have honey combs! 

What did the bee say to the flower? 

What time do you open?