Some Funny Jokesss :D

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-Joke 2- 

A bear and a rabbit are walking in the forest when they come across an antique oil lamp. They rub it and *poof!* out pops a genie. He says, "you each have three wishes so use them wisely." 

Bear, wish 1: I wish I was the only male bear in the forest [so that all of the female bears will like him) 

Rabbit, wish 1: I wish I had a snazzy motorcycle helmet 

Bear, wish 2: I wish I was the only male bear in the country 

Rabbit, wish 2: I wish I had a motorcycle that matches my 

helmet 

Bear, wish 3: Hmmm, ooh i know! I wish I was the only male bear in the...WORLD! 

Rabbit, wish 3: And I wish that the bear was gay!