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One day, a man goes to God, and says, "What is a million years to you?" 

"A million years to me is a second," He replied. 

The next day, the man comes back again. "What is a million dollars to you?" 

"A million dollars to me is a cent," He replied. 

The next day, the man says to God, "I would like a cent," 

"Alright, just wait a second..."

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