|Mafia!tale sans x reader| = /I'd steal you any day!\

The Awkward Lizard

You and Sans sat down in front of Grillby.

"A double order of cakes!"

Grillby nodded and went behind a door in the back. You blushed it wasn't everyday you meet the monster no the guy of your dreams and Sans just happened to be that guy. You couldt help but wonder what your brother and your mother were doing at home. maybe they were crying their hearts out looking for me maybe Casey was sleeping in my room every night maybe the police expected I was kidnapped and killed.

Sanses voice pulled you from your thoughts "my bro Paps is gonna show up soon and he's gonna be back with a girl named Undyne when she comes hide under that jukebox"

He pointed to a huge jukebox that had a large enough gap for you to fit in. You nodded as Grillby came back with two plates of pancakes. You stabbed your fork into the the pancakes covered in syrup and ate them. They were the best pancakes you'd eaten in years!

You exclaimed after swallowing the pancakes and syrup "wow! Girllby made these if so he's like Bobby Flay!"

Sans looked at you "Bobby Flay who's that?"

You remember they don't really have access to the outside world so you responded "one of the greatest and most popular chefs in the entire world!"

Sans giggled then said "heheh well he's pretty good at cooking that's why the whole maf eats here".

You heard the door open then you ran across the to corner of the room with the juke box and slid under.

You heard a voice that was quake and nervous "Where's godfather?"

You heard one of the dogs bark probably greater dog of how loud it was then you heard Grillbys voice flicker "I don't know he said he had to talk with Asriel earlier you might wanna check his office".

You peaked from under the jukebox and there was a pudgy yellow lizard monster wearing a brown sweater with some jeans and glasses with papers in her hands. She exited the room quickly. Then you crawled from under the jukebox and then Burger Pants looked at you like you were crazy. Yes he was in the room with Sans and Grillby and you.

You asked "was that Undyne?"

Sans shoots his head no "that's Alphy err Alphys she finds out info for Asgore"

You nodded your head and sat back down on the stool. You maybe had not had Undyne come in but you still had to be on your toes.

Grillby asked quickly "Sans I forgot to tell you Gaster is back!"

Sans jumped up and asked excitedly "wha? Really?!"

"Gaster?"

Sans looked at you and explained "he's my dad! And also the best monster in the mafia!"

You door slammed suddenly behind you then you sprang for the jukebox. You crawled under quickly.

You heard Papyruses voice "U-Undyne your gonna break the door".

The toxic smell of cigarette killed your nose then you realized Papyrus was smoking a cig.

You heard a loud female voice "HELLO MAFIA!"