Niall:
"Hi! (Y/N) can't get to the phone right now because she is too busy doing certain things with me. Her amazing, sexy, funny, Irish boyfriend. She'll call you back when we're done doing the certain thing, but even then she probably won't talk to you. Bye!"
He set the voicemail after you and him had finished doing the naughty because you had five phone calls whilst in bed with him and even though he was annoyed, he didn't stop.
Louis:
"Hi this is Louis. (Y/N) can't get to the phone right now because she is busy helping me and the lads plan a prank on our stage band. Oh, and by the way if you tell anyone what we're doing, we will hunt you down and prank you. Have a good day!"
He set this voicemail because you were helping him and the boys prank their stage band and you didn't want anyone to interrupt. Well at least he said have a good day.
Liam:
"Hello, this is (Y/N) boyfriend Liam. She can't talk to you right now because she doesn't like you very much. Only joking. Just leave a message and she'll get back to you."
You both were out shopping and you went into a dressing room to try on some new clothes, leaving Liam with your phone. You didn't change it because you thought it was cute.
Zayn:
"Hello! My gorgeous girlfriend can't get to the phone right now because she is on a plane going on a well deserved break with me. I'm sure once we land she'll ring you back. Thank you for being so patient!"
He set the voicemail while you both were in the departure lounge, waiting to board your plane to Fiji. You both deserved this holiday very much and were looking forward to it. Sure enough, once you had landed, you had a message from your mother saying that she loved your voicemail.
Harry:
"Hello! Sorry (Y/N) can't get to the phone right now, she is probably busy picking up after me. Or sleeping. Probably sleeping. Anyway, if you call back later I'm sure she'll answer."
You were asleep in bed and your phone kept ringing. You and Harry had had a big night and nothing was waking you up. He set the voicemail so hopefully the person calling would get the message that you weren't going to pick up.
