SUICIDE SQUAD //ONESHOTS {REQUESTS OPEN}

PLEASE READ (Or not... whatever.)

*Adjusts aviator goggles*

Hi! I actually made a post on Tumblr about this. THE CLOWNS. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. THIS IS NOT COOL. People are so messed up.

Anyways, I just wanted to ask you all to be safe this Halloween. They're are some real creeps out there. I live in a town of creeps, so I have some experience. (Plus, the clowns are where I live.) So, I'm gonna channel my inner Rick Flagg and give you tips on how to deal with this.

× Travel with a group of friends or family

× Avoid and dark alleys, dim streets or forests

× Arm yourself with a weapon. (Ex. A small knife, sharp object, a bat, something you can swing or throw)

× If you get a bad feeling, RUN

× Protect others, whether they're in your group or not

×If your chaperoning kids, bring a friend along. One of you can lead the group, while the other is in the back

× If you do see one, don't underestimate it. Them suckas can RUN

× Again, if you do see one, just run. Try not to draw attention, just run.

× Carry your phone with a fully charged battery

× Maybe learn some self defense?

× Just, please don't go out alone

Ok, there's some tips. I hope this kinda was useful, since this doesn't just apply to the clowns, bit life in general. And I know I sound way too overly cautious, but even if this is an elaborate prank, it's still scary.

Also, update on my Halloween costume, I've decided to go as Jillian Holtzmann from the new Ghostbusters. I also put this up on Tumblr, but if anyone else is going as a Ghostbusters, you can go hunt down clowns and make people feel safer. Even though I'm 101% sure it won't happen.

We'll call it the Clownbusters, and it will be awesome. (Maybe) And you don't even have to dress a a Ghostbuster! Just beat the crap out of any clowns you see.

Thanks for bearing with me. I'm sorry this isn't an update, but I love you all and want you to be safe.

Bye, friends! (And hopefully that picture of Margot Robbie will make up for the lack of updates.)