Essay's of a Miserable Student

Arachnophobia

I actually can't, I just barely went through it and it's so cringe. I hope you find this amusing.

Written: Eighth Grade

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   8:47 ST

                              Oh I didn't mean to scare you I promise I am friendly. We totally got off on the wrong foot hello my name is Maxine Arachna yeah I know makes you curious huh well i'm a spider. Being a spider is hard, I guess i'm what you could call a runt. A runt spider is basically a slave that is me and let me just tell you being a slave sucks. I was born a slave i was always subject to torment. Trust me when you hear this not all spiders are good most are bad. In this case you are very lucky you picked up my journal and not another spiders.

    10:22    ST

    This particular day I am writing is a holiday there is a protest for arachnophobia. this particular protest is peaceful but that hardly ever lasts. Most spiders want to get out of the ground and see the real world. We've heard of these things called humans and we are very curious about them. We are curious as to if they will like us how big they will be stuff like that. things we have also learned are things like arachnophobia which is the fear of us spiders but how could anyone be afraid of us we are so nice. Will  humans think 8 legs and 8 eyes is weird or is that normal. Are humans not as fuzzy as us or are they fuzzier or are they not fuzzy at all? By the way all slaves will be in the human world. Thinking to be the first to explore excites and frightens me they are about to sign or pass arachnophobia I need to go.

                                  14:18 ST

    The  verdict has been reached and it looks like I will be going to the human world tomorrow morning I will take my journal with me but for now I need to get my rest good night.

                              7:34 ST

    It is very early in the morning and I was woken up by our spider leader Mr. Ara, our journey will be over by the end of the day. We slaves will be freed of our life long slavery and accepted as regular Katipos. Okay I have to go see you later.

                              11:06 ST

    Sorry it has been a while since I have last written. I hurt one of my legs because of getting stepped on by a big wet thing. I think it was called a baby is that a human or something else? We have found another species of spiders called tarantulas and they are big.

                                             

                                                            

                                     16:52 ST

    The tarantulas have attacked us. They said it was because they wanted to be the dominant spider species. We have compiled a plan to get out of our... I think they called it a cup.

                               18:37 ST

    We have been in this "cup" for almost 2 hours. I was just taken to meet the tarantula leader. As a Katipos having these tarantulas already bigger than you, you get scared. Now knowing there is a leader makes you terrified. We had so much time just sitting there my leg actually got worse. The leader is actually Mr. Ara and he is threatening to harm us. The fight was difficult but also terribly quick and simple at the same time, we all got out alive in the end basically we wrapped the tarantulas up in our silk. All of us dragged the tarantulas back into our world we've decided to never go back into the human world ever again.

                          0:27

    My whole world turns upside down.