Friends In Autumn (SLOW UPDATES)

TEN: ARE YOU SAYING IM YOUR BUTTHOLE AND YOURE THE POOP?!

-FREINDS IN AUTUMN-
CHAPTER TEN: ARE YOU SAYING IM YOUR BUTTHOLE AND YOURE THE POOP?!

"Jackson don't put the straw up your nose!" I laugh with a hint of disgust in my tone. "I told you I could do it!" I threw a piece of my pizza crust at him. "Touch down!" He yells once he caught it in his mouth.

After I was left in the hallway by myself Jackson quickly showed up and asked me if I wanted wanted to go out and eat with him. Since Caroline is probably making out with Matt in the back of his car.

"Ooh looky who just walked in." I turned around and saw Cody with the girl from earlier. "Oh gosh." I roll my eyes and avert any eye contact with him.

"Two more meat lovers pizza for Dakota!" Is it just me or did she say that unnecessarily loud? "Yes thank you." I whisper lowering my head, with Jackson having an obnoxious smirk on his face. He leans back enjoying my pain.

"Why are you ignoring him? Did you guys fight again?" I shushed him and told him to lower his head. "He's looking so shut up!"

"Will that be all?" I quickly nod and the waitress was about to leave, but Jackson being the total douchebag he is. He had to do something.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but, who was this pizza for?" I glare at him ready to slap his stupidly annoying face.

"It's for um, Dakota." Jackson nods and thanks her as she walks away. "Kota? What are you doing here?"

"Eating! Food! Yum!" I grabbed a slice of the fresh out the oven pizza and quickly stuffed it in my mouth so I wouldn't have to talk too him.

I instantly regretted. "Soly-" It was a mix of Son and Holy. "My good lucky tongue!" I honestly don't know what came out of my mouth.

"Come again?" The girl says annoyingly. "I'm sorry who are you?" I cock an eyebrow. She crosses her arms over her chest and smirks at me.

"I'm Sandra. People call me Sandy for short, and I'm the—"

"Wow really? That's so fascinating! What a unique name." She calms her stance and smiles. "R-really?"

"Yeah!" I smile at her. "Dandruff, what an odd name. You know my dad use to have dandruff. Guess what? Used heads and shoulders once. Gone." Cody was trying his best on keeping in his laughter while Jackson didn't even try.

"It's Sandra are you deaf?!" She practically yells at me. I pretend to clean out my ear with my pinky and look at her trying too look clueless. "I'm sorry what was that?" She groans and stomps away.

"Real mature Kota." Cody says with a small smile. "That's what I'm known for." They leave and go to a booth a few seats down. Although Cody and Samantha or whatever were really flirty and were all over each other I didn't mind since Jackson kept making me laugh.

"Oh my gosh stop! Don't do that! Pizza is meant to be chewed J!"

"That's what the government wants you too think!" He says with a mouth full of pizza. I don't know how I understood him.

"Gross stop! You're gonna get diarrhea or something dude." He leans in and whisper, "Well you can be the pathway in me that leads the toxins out and fill me with relief after." It took me awhile to understand what he was saying.

"Are you saying that I'm the butthole and you're the poop?" He hadn't move from his position. "Precisely." I giggled.

I couldn't even get grossed out by that. I mean come on, that's funny! "I never knew you were such a poet." Jackson moves back and tries his best to look cool.