You're The Patient

Chapter: 1

"Fuck..." I mumbled to myself, as I go and rip open every cabinet, look underneath all the beds, and turn my house completely upside down just to find my stupid pills."Where the fuck could they be!?" I yelled to nobody in particular, I checked the time on my phone, 7:48. Perfect, got to be at work by 8, House won't be too pleased if I'm late... again.

I sigh and sit down on the toilet seat cover putting my head in my hands. I decided to give up, maybe I'll last the day without my meds, I get and put on some makeup, I check my medicine cabinet one last time, then shuffle out of my house, already feeling the depression sink in.

I walk into the conference room to see nobody in there but House in his office, I assume either I was late and they have a case already, or I'm actually early. I look at the clock and see that its 8:06. I put my backpack on the floor next to the chair I usually sit in, and then decide to look around for my meds; maybe I left them in here? House limps in and observes me for a couple of minutes. "Take a picture it last longer," I say as I go through the bookshelf, "what exactly are you looking for sunshine?" House asks as he limps over and sits down. "None of our business" "ohh. I think it is" "too bad it doesn't concern you" "everything concerns me, I'm just that awesome" "that's what you think" "you're right, I'm better then awesome, I'm the Cobra Commander" I sigh and give up looking. I sit down and rub my temples. "So why are you late?" "I'm late by 6 minutes, not a big deal" "somebody could die in 6 minutes" "well nobody did, do we have a case or the others having sex in a broom closet somewhere?" "That wouldn't surprise me if they were, I think we should join them, or we can do it on the table right here, right now. You're choice, I'm fine with both" he pauses, then leans over closer "although I'd rather it be just you and me" I stop rubbing my temples, then roll my eyes, "what's the case, Dr. Horny?" "Love the nickname, I think I should make one up for you..." he trails off thinking, "House, just tell me what the case is so I can get to work instead of dirty talking with you" "awe, but I was having fun and getting turned on at the same time."

Then Wilson walks in, "his name is Brandon Merrell, he has a cough, severe abdominal pain, nausea, low blood pressure, a sinus infection, and a fever. The others are running test and questioning" Wilson answered as he walks over. "Thanks Wilson" I grinned slightly, "why do you always ruin all the fun Wilson?" "Because If I didn't then you'd be an even bigger ass" "that's true..." Wilson rolls his eyes, "oh before I forget, Amanda, you forgot these in my office yesterday" he said as he threw my pills to me, I caught them and started beaming, then run over and huge Wilson tight. He seemed a little taken back but hugged back, "you're a life saver, Wilson" "it is my job" he smirked, "and what exactly where you doing in his office yesterday?" House asked, perking his eyebrow turning to us, I opened the cap of the bottle and took two out, then dry swallowed them, "oh I forgot to tell yah, Wilson and I are sleeping together" I winked at him, then kissed Wilson on the cheek and walked out. I tried to keep my laugh back, it's so much fun to fuck with House.

Wilson's POV

I was a little shocked; I didn't know Amanda and I were sleeping together. But if she's doing what I think she's doing then I'll be glad to go along with it. House looked at me, "you're tapping that? How the fuck did you get her?" he asked he seemed to actually buy in it. "You know she digs nice guys that actually give a crap about they're patients" "I give a crap about my patients!" "Says the guy who doesn't visit a single one" "why bother? Everybody lies" I rolled my eyes and walked out. I was becoming more and more suspicious these days when it comes to House.

I caught up with Amanda who was looking at the patient via window. I walked over and looked at the patient too, "so... we're sleeping together?" I asked grinning, she smirks and turns to me, "I just said it to fuck around with House, I'm surprised he even bought it" "I thought so! When it comes to you, House believes what you say. Besides he always loves to put me down when it comes to women" she smiled slightly and we walked off. "So you don't mind?" she asked, "nope, I'm all for fucking with House. He deserves his own medicine right back at him sometimes" she smirked, "great, this should be fun then." Then I saw he glance over, "House?" I asked her, knowing it'd be a yes. She nodded, "you ready? From this day forward, we're sleeping together" she winked as I smirked, "yes" "marvelous" she said somewhat seductive. I heard House's footsteps grow closer; I cup my hands on her face and kiss her hard. I felt her kiss back just as House stops in front of us, "oh get a room, this is a hospital not Wilson's erotic bed" he said disgusted as he limped off. I pulled away, "shut up. You're just jealous," I yelled after him, I heard him laugh loudly, just enough for us to hear. I look back at Amanda, who's laughing. "This week is going to fly by" she smiled, I grin "I have to tend to my patients, but I'll check up on yah" I wink as I kiss her forehead and walk off.