Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Pt 2!!!!

Zukki: Ed, do the all rights reserved part.

Ed: Why?

Zukki: Plz?

Ed: No!

Zukki:I guess someone is drinking milk today...

Ed: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, ZUKKINITSU OWNS NOTHING EXCEPT HERSELF!!!

Zukki: Good boy . .......but your still drinking milk!

Ed:NOOOO!!

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Zukki: We are here with our first dare!! From Sandstorm_Alchemist.

Ed: What's the dare?

Zukki:*reads, then does evil grin*

Ed:....

Mustang: What's the dare?

Zukki:heehee...it's for Edo-kun~

Ed:*gulp*I-I'm ready...

Zukki: She's right though, it was bound to happen soon.

Ed:....What was bound to happen?

Zukki:Ed! You must drink milk!!!

Ed:*starts running*

Zukki: sigh...can someone go get him? Use this to catch him*passes a cage*

Scar: I've got this...*runs and cages Ed*

Ed: WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THE CAGE?!

Zukki:*gets milk*

Drink up~!

Ed:*glares at milk*tsk...................cow juice.....*picks it up, hesitantly*

*Everyone leans in to watch this historical moment*

Mustang: He might...

Winry: Just drink it...

Gluttony: Can I have some?

Everyone except Ed:NO.

Ed:*opens cap*

Everyone:*leans in closer*

Ed:*puts to mouth*

Everyone:*Closer*

Ed*Drinks it*

Everyone:

HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!

SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE!!

HUGHES TAKE A PHOTO!!

OKAY!

ED, MAYBE NOW YOU'LL GROW!!!

Ed:S..sj..SHUTTUP......*trying not to hurl*

Zukki: That. Was. Awesome!!!

Trisha: He finally drank some.

Al: It's okay brother..*pats Ed's back*

Zukki: Well, since we only got one dare, let's have one more before we go!

Winry:I have one!

Zukki: What?

Winry: What if...*whispers in ear*

Zukki:*smirks* Awesome...

Winry: I dare Colonel Mustang and his team, except Hawkeye, to wear...miniskirts!!

Hawkeye:I would love to see that.

Mustang: That's absurd!

Falman:..I don't want to...

Havoc: But that's for women!!!!

Fury: Does that include me too?

Breda:I ain't doing it.

Zukki:All of you, and I'll make you wear them...

~10 minutes later~

Olivia(Armstrong): Huh, now that's for Facebook *takes a pic* this is going with Ed's milk face...

Mustang: Dear God...help us..

Havoc:....

Falman: Men...we've lost our dignity.

Breda:*trying hard to breathe in miniskirt* This is degrading...

Fury:...it's not that bad...

Zukki:*is laughing*

Ed:*snickers* Since Zukki is...busy, I'm gonna end this chapter

Send more dares and truths and you'll see them on this crackfic! And a special thanks to Sandstorm_Alchemist for her dare!  Until next time! Now I gotta go clean my mouth,I taste the milk...