Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Here we start!

Zukki: Copyrights!!??

Hohenheim: Zukkinitsu owns nothing but herself.

Zukki: Thanks pa!

Hohenheim:...pa?

Zukki: Yeah!

Hohenheim:.....

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Zukki: Before we start,I will say this is going to be a long chapter! And I changed the cover!

Ed: Yup...and it's gonna be longer....sadly.

Zukki:Ed...be quiet...anyways, we have dares!!

Al: Sounds great!

Zukki: Yeah! Now, our first letter is from...HaloAngel122! She gives us hugs and kisses and says sorry to Ed. And she gives us an episode to start our anime! It's the Valentine's Day episode when they gave out teh chocolates!

Ed:Thanks for caring...sniff.

Zukki: Are you...crying?!

Ed: NO!

Zukki:... .anyways, there was a reader who doesn't know what Vampire knight is. It's about a school that has one side with humans and one with vampires. The humans don't know about the vampires beside Zero and Yuki. Yuki is our heroine...unfortunately....Kaname is her love interest, so is Zero. In a way...it's kinda like Twilight...

Ed:......

Zukki:I know...but I watched it when I was like,8 and I still have some memories of the show in my head.

Al:.........okay.

Envy: Wow.....hey look,I FOUND A PENNY!

Zukki: AMG YOUR SUPER RICH!!

Al:...uh.....okay....one last dare...for Mustang...

Mustang: Yes..?

Zukki: It's from 1000meredith, she dares you to drink some Kool-Aid with some special tea her mom makes. She says it smells....and she wants me to stop being mean to Ed,I believe, and she asked if she's crazy. Your not crazy!

Ed: Zukkinitsu over here is crazy..needs to be out in a mental hospital.

Zukki: Hey!!

Ed: You are the strangest person I've ever met, you think of the weirdest things. Your too nice, sometimes mean, your bi-polar, you always wanna fight someone-

Zukki: That's cuz they wanna fight me! I don't cause problems, people are just ratchet!

Ed: Whatever, and you are so annoying!!

Zukki:Hey,I try.

Mustang:Alright...back to the dare...I'm sure it's not that bad.

Ed: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HER, STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!

Zukki:Uh.. I..I can't hear you, your breaking up....

Ed: I'm right here!

Zukki: The connection is so terrible.....

Ed: Sighs...

Zukki:*gets Kool-Aid and tea, mixes them*...THIS SMELLS TERRIBLE.

Gluttony: Lemme see!*smells it, dies*

Envy:...I'm not going near that.

Mustang: I'm sure it isn't that bad..*sniffs it* NO WAY-

Zukki:*waves hand*Ah-Ah-Ah, you gotta drink it.

Mustang:........*holds nose and takes a sip*.......huh it's not to bad-*dies*

Zukki: He lasted longer than Gluttony.

Ed: Wow.. let's put that tea somewhere safe and away from us.

Zukki: Okay!*puts it under her brothers bed* There we go..they'll never know what smells so bad...

Ed: Your mom is going to kill you.

Zukki: And? Birthday coming up, she won't..right?!

Ed: Whatever,let's just do the rp. 

Zukki: Let's begin,I just wanna say, things are gonna be mixed up cuz it's still a crackfic!!!

Envy: WAIT!

Zukki: What?

Envy: How can I be both Zero and Shiki?

Zukki:Shiki is barely in the show....

Envy: Kay. LET'S DO THIS!

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Zukki/Yuki: Hey Zero,need some help over here-Y'ALL GET BACK TO CLASS!!

Envy/Zero: Sigh....this is ridiculous.

Zukki/Yuki: *blows whistle*Go back, class is starting!

Random girl/Izumi:*climbs on wall* Im a badass...

Zukki/Yuki: Hey, get down from there!

Izumi:Aye,yo,I can't climb walls if I want-*slips and falls*

Zukki/Yuki: Zero, you were suppose to catch her!

Envy/Zero:...whatever.

Random girl/Izumi: I'm gonna kill all of you...

*Gates open and everyone gets in line*

Zukki/Yuki: Kaname-sama!

Ed/Kaname: Hello Yuki...

Envy/Zero: Kaname....

Ed/Kaname: Zero...

Mustang/Aido: HELLO LADIES,I HOPE YOU'VE ALL GOT ME WONDERFUL GIFTS TODAY!

Girls/Guys:EEEEKKK,YESSS!

Ruka/Hawkeye:.......sigh.....

Girls/Guys/ Mey,Paninya,Gracia,Elicia,Furher,Breda:*gives out gitfs*

Kaname/Ed:*gets gifts*

Yuki/Zukki:Aww....I missed my chance...AGGHH-*gets run over by girl*

Yuki/Envy:*picks up my gift* HEY- Kuran!*throws gift*

Kaname/Ed:*catches it* Thanks...

Yuki/Zukki:Oh..y-your welcome....

*Night Class students leave*

Yuki/Zukki: Ah...ZERO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Zero/Envy:...whatever....you can't speak out, anyway....

Yuki/Zukki:...thanks...

Zero/Envy: Yeah...yeah...