Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Pt 10

Zukki: Teh copyrights!!

Rose: Lemme try, Zukkinitsu owns  nothing but herself!

Zukki:Thanks!!

Rose: No problem!

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Zukki: Hey everyone :-)!

Ed: Sup!

Zukki: We have some more dares and truths! So let's do this!

Al: *gets letter* From 100meredith, she has a truth. She wants to know how we feel about people cosplaying as us.

Ed: It's weird..cuz all my fans are taller than me....

Al: Well...I don't mind..but maybe they can dress up as the human me..instead of when I was in the suit...

Mustang: I AM VERY PLEASED WITH IT, BUT WEAR MINISKIRTS!!

Hawkeye:I really don't care...

Winry: It's actually kinda cool!

Zukki: Of course, Wendy likes it.

Winry:*gets wrench* say Wendy again...I dare you.....

Zukki:....Wen-*gets hit with wrench*,Ooooowwww...I think I'm bleeding..

Envy: Are you okay, Zukki?

Zukki: Yesh....I am.

Ed:Awwwww...

Al: That's sweet.

Envy:*blushes*

Izumi: Next!.

Zukki: Fine..fine...jeez...she wants the homunculus to drink the tea mix!

Lust: Oh dear...

Envy: Damn...

Zukki:*gets tea drink* drink and pass, Kay?

Lust:*drinks, passes and vomits*,

Envy:*takes it, sips*Oh....*faints*

Zukki:ENVY!!

Ed: At least he survived.

Zukki: Your right.

Gluttony:*sips it and dies*

Gre-Ling *drinks whole thing*

This tastes like a medicine back in my home.

Zukki: Of course it does...

Pride:.....*dies*

Furher:*is vomiting*

Sloth: *eats it* I...didn't...taste...anything...

Zukki:..you just...literally ate it.....

Al:......

Zukki: Okay...she also wants Mustang to drink it again! *gets another batch* Thanks 1000meredith!

Mustang: HELL NO!!

Zukki: C'mon...a dare is a-

Mustang:*already gone*

Zukki:Awwww..sorry, he won't do it...

Envy:*wakes up*What's going on?

Zukki: Nothing much. Next letter! Wendy!

Winry:.......

Envy: I'll read out before she kills you...it's from HaloAngel122. And one from Sandstorm_Alchemist, she wants us to sing A thousand years by Christina Perry.  HaloAngel122 wants us to sing SkatMan.

Zukki:*guess on top of random hill*

SKATMAN,WWHHHYYYYYYYYY?!

Ed: Shell sing both..probably....

Al: Okay....uh, Mustang!? HaloAngel122 said you look good in a miniskirt!!

Mustang:*pops up behind Al*

I know I do...

Zukki:......she also wants to know what you like in a girl.

Mustang:BOOBIES-

Zukki: Mustang!!

Mustang: Fine...I like girls who are creative and smart..funny and nice to be around...she'd love me for me...

Hawkeye:...........................that's impossible.

Zukki:Awwww!

Ed: Who knew he could actually be smart about this.

Mustang: Your still young,Ed, don't worry.

Ed: Yeah, but in still getting married.

Mustang:.....

Al: Someone just got flamed.

Zukki: Totally! *reads* Ohhh, Ed, you have a dare for after the wedding...

Ed: Oh gawd..

Zukki: You'll see what he has to do next time, at the wedding. Your ALL invited!! If you want to go, comment and tell me what you'd be doing at the party,who'd you be hanging out with,and if you'd want to have a different name other than your username! Bye!

I need to pick up the cake!!