Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Pt 5-Christmas Special pt 2!!!

Zukki:Hi everyone!  Oh, I don't own anything but me.

Al:Let's get this started then.

Ed:There's a truck here....

Zukki:One of our readers sent us presents and another sent us hugs!

Mustang:Awww!

Izumi: That's sweet.

Zukki:Yesh, it is. Now,let's begin!

Hawkeye,we have a truth for you! It's from Sandstorm_ Alchemist.

Hawkeye:Ask away.

Zukki:Okay, why is your name Hawkeye?

Hawkeye:......I'm good with guns. And......I have a pet Hawk named Ravi.

Zukki:......

Mustang:Huh...how ironic....

Ed:...does that mean my name is Edward because I remind people of Edward Cullen?

Trisha:.....uh,no....

Al:....our names are unique, right mom?

Trisha:........Next question!

Zukki:...okay....Ed! This a truth from HaloAngel122.

Ed:Ask me!

Zukki: What were your feelings when you first met Winry!?

Winry:Oh, that's a good question.

Ed:*blushes* ...uh...we were about 3 so.....uh....I kinda..thought..she was a princess...

Zukki:AWWWW!!

Winry:*blushes*Ah.....really...

Zukki:*gets mistletoe*Now kiss, or bad luck....

Winry:Uh....

Ed:....

They kiss.

Everyone: FINALLY!!!!!

Zukki:Hehehe! :-) On to the next one! The truck is full of presents for everyone! Here you go!!*throws presents*

Mustang:I got a miniskirt!!!*puts it on*

Ed:I got a new cloak!! And...a mini ladder....

Al:I GOT TEH KITTEHS!!

Zukki:I got a locket with everyone's picture and a snowglobe with everyone singing!! Speaking of singing....HaloAngel122 asked us to sing Christmas Songs!

Izumi: How about Jingle Bells?

Lust:I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...

Zukki: JOLLY OLD ST. NICHOLAS!!

Everyone: Sighs.. 

Paninya: How about we make our own version!?

Pride:Good Idea..

Dante: I'll start,I have a wonderful singing voice-

Everyone:NO!!

Zukki: I'll start........~ Jolly Old St. Nicholas...lean your ear this way~

Mey and Paninya:~ Don't you tell a single soul...what I'm going to say~

Winry and Lan Fan: ~ Christmas Eve is coming soon, now you dear old man~

Ed,Al,Ling:~ Whisper what you'll bring to us, tell us what you can~

Mustang and team*including Hawkeye*: When the clock is striking twelve, when we're drinking beer!~

Hawkeye:You idiots...

Hughes and family:~Down the chimney, broad and black, with your  you'll creak~

Gluttony:~ I'll be eating some humans-

Ed:~ No Gluttony, your not!!~

Trisha and Hohenhiem:~ You'll put presents, near the tree~

Homunculus, Father, Dante:~ We'll get stupid coal!~

Zukki:...I'm bored now....

Envy:Woah, your lazy.

Zukki:No,I just procrastinate alot.

Envy: Whatever, that concludes our Christmas-

Zukki:*pushes Envy*That concludes our Christmas Special, Have a MERRY Christmas everyone! Well try to have a New Year's party, maybe. Until next time! Now we gotta go help my mom cook! Bye you awesome people!!!!

Envy: Didn't have to push...

Zukki:I did, tho.

Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US!!! Let's go cook and eat!!