Kyman One Shots

First Kiss | Kyman

First Kiss
By: Questioning.Sleep
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Eric Cartman X Kyle Broflovski
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Authors note: Hey, so here's a little one shot. Sorry if it's kinda short and for its OOCness.

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Kyle knew that going to this party was a mistake. The tall redhead stood outside as it snowed, he could hear the loud music from his best friends house from outside.

Just then Kyle heard the sound of the door opening behind him and the sound of the party inside. They walked out and closed the door, then sighed.

"Are you okay?" Said a voice that usually made his blood boil but this time... Oddly made him feel calm.

He turned around to look at the shorter, fat brunette.

"Y-yeah... I'm fine. My mom just texted me... She said I need to come home." Kyle lied.

"Oh... I'm going home too. That party is totally lame." He said.

Kyle felt slightly annoyed, he just wanted to be alone at the moment. He didn't have the energy to deal with his bullshit tonight. He just wanted to walk home alone, without anyone bothering him and then go to bed. He just wanted to be alone... Was that too much to ask for?

Kyle then started walking away, leaving him behind.

"Hey! Kyle wait!" He yelled, running after him as he watched him walk down the driveway and then on the sidewalk.

Eventually, he caught up to him.

"Cartman what the fuck do you want?" Kyle asked him.

He was too busy panting and trying to catch his breath to answer him. Kyle couldn't help but laugh slightly.

"Shut up... Why the fuck do you walk so fast?" Cartman said as he panted.

"It's called speed walking, asshole." Kyle answered.

Cartman finally caught his breath and calmed down.

"Dude, What's wrong?" He asked.

Kyle gave him a confused look.
"What do you mean? I told you I was fine."

"You ignored and avoided me all night, Stan also told me you didn't even talk to him all night either..."

"I just don't feel like talking to anyone tonight, okay?" Kyle answered.

Cartman rolled his eyes. Kyle was usually the most talkative person, especially at parties... But tonight he barely said a word to anyone. He could tell that he was upset about something...

"Come on, just tell me what's wrong."

"It's just... Wendy kept flirting and looking at you..." Kyle admitted.

"So?" Cartman asked.

"So, I don't like seeing my best friends girlfriend flirting with you... It makes me feel kinda..." Kyle couldn't think of a word to describe how he felt...

"Jealous?" Cartman asked smirking.

"What? No... I'm not jealous. I don't like my best friends girlfriend." Kyle said, crossing his arms.

"Well, if it makes you feel better. I don't like Wendy. In fact, she's my second least favorite person in this awful town." Cartman said.

"So... If you don't like Wendy... Who do you like?" Cartman then asked, trying to change the subject.

Kyle didn't say anything, he just wanted to get home... He didn't feel like having this conversation at the moment.

"That's none of your business..."

"Come on, just tell me who you have a crush on." Cartman begged.

"If you tell me who you like first." Kyle said, seeing his house in the distance.

Kyle looked at him, his face was getting slightly redder and he stayed quite.

"Is it a guy?" Kyle asked.

Cartman stayed silent, he continued to blush.

Kyle smiled at him. "It's okay to have a crush on a guy."

The both of them were now standing in the driveway of Kyle's house, Cartman's face was bright red but Kyle didn't question it.

"Well, see you tomorrow." Kyle said, walking up his driveway.

"Can I at least walk you to the front door, I need to tell you something." Cartman said.

"Whatever it is, just tell me now." Kyle said as he stopped walking up his driveway.

"No."

Kyle rolled his eyes and started walking up the driveway with him, Kyle wondered why he was acting so weird tonight.

Kyle then leaned on the front door, he had a bored and slightly annoyed expression clearly on his face. Cartman then started to get closer to him...

"Cartman what are you-" He felt his lips forcefully on his. He took advantage of his mouth being opened slightly but Kyle soon pushed him away.

Cartman saw the look of horror on Kyle's face. He stood there speechless about what just happened, his face started to turn red as well.

"Did we seriously just..?" He asked.

"Yep." Cartman answered.

"Dose that mean... You like me?"

"No, I just decided to kiss you for no reason." Cartman said sarcastically.

"So, you aren't straight..." Kyle said, mainly to himself.

"No shit Sherlock."

"That was my first kiss, you asshole." Kyle said suddenly upset.

"That was my first kiss too, you don't see me complaining."

Kyle glared at him and then sighed. He couldn't stay mad at him for that... He had liked him for the past month an a half. He should just be grateful his first kiss was with someone he liked.

"You want to stay over tonight? Maybe have some coffee and talk about this?" Kyle offered as he opened the front door.

He answered by  following him into the warm house. 

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Authors note: I hope you liked that. I'm sorry if it kinda sucked.
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