Kyman One Shots

Poisoned Drink | Kyman

Poisoned Drink
By: Questioning.Sleep
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Eric Cartman X Kyle Broflovski
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Authors note: The one shots seem to be getting shorter and shorter... Anyway. In this Craig and Kyle are dating but... Cartman helps Kyle out ((because he's in love with him.)) so... Sorry about the small amount of Cryle.
Trigger warning: Rape/drugged drinks.

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A red head sat at a bar with his date, He had ordered drinks for the both of them using a fake ID. His overprotective mother was currently texting him, wondering where he was. It was just the typical Friday night...

"Kyle, where did you tell her we are?" His dates monotoned voice asked.

"The library." The redhead answered.

Their relationship was filled with lies. They had to lie about where they were, how old they are. Sometimes Craig would even tell him to lie about being in a relationship with him because he apparently didn't want anyone to know he was dating "the nerdiest guy in school."

Kyle never really questioned it. He hadn't told his parents that he was dating Craig and didn't plan on telling them anytime soon. He knew his parents thought Craig was a bad influence and he couldn't help but agree with them. Craig wasn't the best guy in school and often got into trouble but he loved him anyway.

They got their drinks. Kyle wasn't really a fan of alcohol but Craig had told him that he should drink since finals were finally over.

The guy sitting next to them at the bar kept looking at Kyle. The redhead noticed and couldn't help but feel uncomfortable. He recognized him from school and they even had a class or two together but he couldn't remember his name.

"I'm going to the bathroom... Can you watch my drink?" Kyle asked, standing up.

"Alright babe..." He said, giving him a fake small smile.

He could tell it was fake because Craig rarely ever smiled.

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Kyle came back and sat down. Craig gave him a small smirk and put his arm around him.

"I'm going out to smoke, I'll be right back... Okay?" Craig said.

"Okay..." Kyle said as he watched his boyfriend get up and leave out the front door.

Kyle looked at his glass and was about to take a sip when...

"Don't drink that."

Kyle put down his glass and turned his head to the guy sitting next to him.

"Why?" Kyle asked.

"You're lovely date drugged it while you were gone." He said.

"He did not... Craig wouldn't do something like that." Kyle said, lifting up the glass again.

"He used a fake ID to get that drink... Didn't he?" He asked, Kyle set the glass down again.

"Yes but... Why should I trust you... I don't even know you." Kyle said, turning away from him.

"I'm Eric Cartman, we have English together. Fuck... We sit next to each other for shits sake." He ranted.

"Well... If you're still in high school... Why are you at a bar, drinking?"

"Your dumb boyfriend isn't the only one who knows where to get a fake ID." He explained, smiling at him.

Kyle just rolled his eyes. He was obviously just messing with him... Craig would never do anything like that to him... Would he?

"Hey, I'll buy you another drink just... Don't drink that one." He then offered.

"Why do you even care?" Kyle then asked.

"Are kidding me?" Cartman asked.

"No, I'm not... Why do you care?" Kyle asked again.

"When I see someone about to fall for something as stupid as leaving your drink and then drinking it when it's clearly drugged, I feel like I need to step in."" He explained.

"Fine," Kyle said looking at the drink. "I won't drink it."

Kyle then saw Craig walk into the bar again. He had the same bored expression on his face as always.

"Hey... Thanks by the way." Kyle said to Cartman.

"No problem."

He then walked up to him. Looking upset about that fact he haven't drank anything.

"I'm going home Craig. I'll text you tomorrow morning." Kyle said and then left before he could even respond or say anything.

Authors note: okay... I hope you liked that. And again, I'm sorry for the Cryleness... And the OOCness.