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 I was having cramps and they fucking hurt and I wanted chocolate,  pretzels and Dirty Dancing but, Riley was off on a family trip in Pennsylvania and of course I'm not going to ask Farkle (He be fucking smackle rn ;0) so i was left with cowboy - Maya Hart 



"Ranger Rick it hurts" Maya whine's exaggerating her nickname for Lucas.

"why are you here again" he asks Maya.

Maya looked up at Lucas and glared. "Riley's gone, I'm not going to ask Farkle (hes such a horn-dog these days),and that left you so can you get me tampons, ibuprofen and food and movies?"

His eyes widen with disbelief 

"You want me to get you tampons."

"Did you not hear me? Besides, it's not like anyone's going to judge you for it. Everyone will know it's not for you so please GET ME TAMPONS BEFORE I BLEED ON YOUR WHITE COUCH-"

"Okay!!"

when Lucas came back, he had three boxes of tampons in his arms ;with other bags full of the things Maya wanted hanging from his arms. Lucas grunted when he tossed the bags next to Maya on the couch before Lucas sat down next to Maya taking in a deep breath. 

"I hate buying tampons."

"Pussy" Maya whispers to herself earning a glare from Lucas as she lets out a few giggles.

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