I drive us to school while my brother screams (according to him signing) to Call Me Maybe. We're driving with the roof down, wind blowing our hair. And by that i mean the wind blowing in my hair, while blowing flies into my brother's screeching mouth. Ah i love mother nature sometimes.
We pull up to Willow Falls High. When i see that i just think principal had a little sister named Willow who once fell on her face and is missing a tooth, so to torment her, he named the school "Willow Falls". Is that just me ?
Some how, psshh who am i kidding ? NATURALLY, my hair ends up looking sexylly , if youre gonna Say sexylly isnt a word you better hope you dont bruise easily, wind blown.
Everyone is staring. Who wouldnt ? My baby is precious. I park my baby, and put the roof back. My brother jumps out, while i put on my shades, and opens the door for me. No hes not usually like this, he just wants girl to think he is. We walk side by side, same tempo. People stare. Girls drool and glare. Guys whistle.
Theres a group of what i guess is the "popular " group surrounding a some guys in the back of a pick up truck. They all stop talking and stare. Damn i must be fucking gorgous. I see what im guessing is the leader, sitting in the middle of it all.
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Im sorry give me time to clean up this Niagra Falls worth of drool.
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HOLY FUCK THATS GOTTA BE THE SEXIEST GUY IVE EVER SEEN!!!
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Damn it Alex snap out of it. You cant let him know youre interested.
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My brother and i go inside as if I never saw William Levis long lost brother.
We go into THe office where theres a short old lady sitting behind The desk.
"Excuse me ma'm? Ma'm? HEY LADY! IM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU"
"Young lady! I can hear you perfectly fine , and dont need your disrespect! Now sit and wait!" She glares at me.
Fuck this shit.
"Jake come on" i pull on my brothers hand and direct us to The principles office.
"Um...can i help you?"
"Yes im Alexis Fallen and this is my brother Jacob Fallen and were new here. Sorry to bother you, The lady at the desk refused to help us because she said she wont help wet ba-....im sorry, wetbacks." I say, making my voice crack for extra emotion.
"I am SO sorry to hear that, please take a seat, have a cherry, ill take care of your schedules and locker information myself. Ill be Right back. And once again im SO sorry about how you were treated. Thats absolutly not ok"
We wait until he leaves.
"Damn, your fucking evil." Jacob says
"Oh my dear brother, you just realize this ?"
At The principles desk sits a bowl of cherries.
My brother puts One in his mouth and Holds it between his teeth, Making his eyes cross.
I slap The back of his head making THe cherry fall.
"TF dude ? You made my cherry pop"
"Does that mean i stole your virginity ?" I ask
"Youre an idiota " (idiot)
