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Ok so i'm really sorry for not updating, I've been busy watching Dwain Johnson and Kevin heart😏

Ok do you know what's annoying( not author chan publishing) but also having to wake up at flipping six in the morning because kakashi san said to.

But that's not what is annoying. There. Is. No. Food. Nada. Zip. Nothing.

I mean i know he's a lazy pervert but seriously I'm a poor helpless blind child and he makes no food and leaves no food and HE HAS NO MONEY!

What the hel- i mean heck.

So here i am hungry starving poor little blind girl next to a hn-ing psychopath, a loud blond, and a googly eyed pink.

I think she's looking forward to that date today.

"Ugh! I'm so tired" sakura complained in that oh so lovely voice of hers.

In a poof!

He who shall not be named appeared.

I jumped up to protect them.

"So you have come for a rematch....VOLDEMORT!" I shouted and brandished my stuffed dog while he whipped out his wand.

Just kidding that didn't happen even though it would be cool to have a crossover crossover.

"Ohhayo kakashi sa-" but i was cut off by two voices.

"YOUR LATE!!" Naruto and sakura accused as an annoyed aura swarmed sasuke.

"Sorry a cute girl stopped me on the way, so i danced".

I could hear the steam come out of sakuras ears as i'm guessing naruto stood gapping and i could practically feel a tiny twitch in sasukes eyebrow.

"That is your lamest excuse yet kakashi sensei!" Naruto accused.

Kakashi sighed and decided to move on.

"Ok today we have a mission to capture tora the missing cat".

Timeskip cause the movie had timeskipped this too.

Ok when i say this is shit- i mean crap i mean it was crap.

I had to capture the cat ok.

So i go out to grab the dang fur ball all professional too ok.

And i come back with the cat in my hands only to hear that naruto got the cat and was currently being pummeled by the demon spawn.

I was holding a baby bear.

Don't ask how it got there, i don't even know why the fridge a bear is in konhoha or even close by.

I run back to put the bear back only to meet the mom, and images not gonna be an animal abuser but the mom didn't like me having her kid so i had to run for like three hours!

Yeah! Three. Friggen. Hours. Of. Running. On. Uneven. Ground. With. No. Shoes.

I know i'm exaggerating but you would to if you were chased by a bear for three hours.

I ran into a man named guy, after i lost the bear of course.

"Yes! Guys sensei! Let's spar very youthfully!".

"Ok everyone lets start with a spar, neji and tenten, and me, and lee. Let's be youthful!" This guy man had shouted.

"Oh hello, you youthful blossom!" The man named gai shouted in my direction.

"Oh hello, i am Bo. And you four are?" I trailed off waiting for them to name the rest if the voices.

"I am might gai, the handsome green beast of konhoha and these are my students, lee, tenten, and neji" the man i'm guessing pointed to the people who were in the training ground.

"Care if i join in the spar, pwease mister?" I begged activating my puppy eye jutsu.

"U-um err i-it's just we don't want to hurt a little kid like you, are you even in the ninja academy" a feminine voice said, which i think is tenten since it seems like a feminine name.

"Oh but it's okay missy, i can do anytwing" i pleaded again.

"Yes! Let's train with this youthful bundle of innocence" the boy i have found out is lee yelled running up to me super fast as the ground rumbled a little bit, he swooped me up as i let out a childish scream of laughter.

"Ok team gai, let's teach THE YOUTHFUL BUTTERFLY some fighting!" Gai shouted and him and lee proceeded to spin me around a little bit then they finally put me down.

"Ok neji you will be fighting Bo and lee will be fighting tenten".

I moved over to the only body that hasn't spoken or moved and got in a stance that clearly screamed amateur.

Hahah just wait till i whoop as- i mean butt.

Plus they didn't let me say if i was experienced or not so they can't accuse me of cheating.

"Ok fight to your best and stay youthful! Goooo!" Gai stomped his foot indicating that it was time to kick nejis asssss- i mean arssse.

"Heh you need to be taught that common villagers like yourself could never become excellent ninja like myself, it's just your destiny" neji commented as i heard his clothes shift indicating he was in a fighting stance, that is a very odd stance though.

"Bwing it mister cause i'm gonna cause you to blister. I'm a poet and i know it~" i sang and ended up giggling at the end.

It got on his nerves cause i could feel him lunge at me.

I quickly used-

Ok so sorry again and ok so 888 words.

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