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I was quick to dodge the blow and before anything else could happen Zabuza had his sword pointing at Gato's throat, pausing everyone's movement.

"Hey why'd we stop?" I muttered, picking my nose, especially since I have all this free time might as well clean that nozzel out.

"Get that sword away from me Zabuza! Now!" The short man yelled as Haku smacked my hand, preventing me from digging for gold any further.

"You gone soft? Scared for the brat!" Spit flew and landed on my face. Thats the last straw! I didn't sign up for an interview with Daffy Duck!

"Hey little man i--"

"Shut up Bo! And it's not like you're one to talk, you are pretty short yourself!" Zabuza snarled.

Glaring at the ground I took a seat in the corner, pretty sure it's the corner, no one shouted a no or anything so I should be correct, unless they all want me to die!.... Nah! I'm to cute to kill.

"Give me the money and we'll be on our way, little man."

"Hey! That's not fair! You got to call him that and yet I can't--"

"Shut up Bo! Jeez even Haku wasn't this difficult." The swordsman muttered.

"Thank you master." Haku muttered, smiling a little.

"Oh kinky. You guys call each other cute little names. What's mine!?" I shouted, standing up from the corner, waiting for Gato to make a move.

"Uh do you even know what kinky means?" Haku asked, sweatdropping.

"No. Do you?"

"Of course!" Realizing what the snow man had just said he blushed and frowned. "No! I didn't mean for it to sound like that! I--"

Instead of listening, which is all I do, no action... kinky. "GATOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I leaped into the air, brandishing a water whip, smacking the short man away.

"Why'd you do that!?" Zabuza shouted as he was quick to knock the other guard out.

"I dunno.... He smelt funny."

"He smelt funny!? Bo. Can you... Can you just go back to Kakashi, please?"

"But--"

"Please Bo! I'm not saying it again." He growled, moving away from my little five year old weak whimpering body.

I sniffed, tears and snot streaming down my face.

"Master Zabuza I don't think that was very--"

"Nice!? I know! He's a meany!!"

"--i was gonna say smart." Haku muttered, thinking back towards the fights I fought in.

"Meany!? Is that all you got! You're a s--"

"Cao ni zu song shi ba dai!" With that I stuck my tongue out.

"The hell does that mean?"

"You don't speak Chinese?"

"No we speak Japanese, ya idiot."

"Wait.... I can speak Japanese! Holy scrolls! I'm trilingual!"

Haku coughed and moved away from me, his nervousness rubbing off on his master. "Actually it's bi---"

"Your Bi. It's okay Haku. I accept ever--"

"My god! I can see why Kakashi willingly gave you up!"

"..." Instead of answering I formed an ice sickle.

'We'll see who abandoned who.'

Third pov:

Bo walked away with triumph. Behind her blind self the secret lair was now an ice palace.

"The cold never bothered me anyway." The tophicarnation smirked and skipped towards her teammates. Feeling the grounds vibrations Bo started towards the old man's home, leaving behind a bunch of snowmen.

She reached the house and instead of knocking slipped into the kitchen, stealthily. Bo was going to make them a splendid breakfast so they'll have to forgive her, not that she did anything wrong in the first place of course.

The blind kid had only cooked about a handful of times and she was always kicked out before finishing the meal, this time she was going to perfect her art, blind macaroni. You make it with your eyes closed or just become blind. In ancient China they would gouge their own eyes out just to make the perfect blind macaroni.

(Caution: blind macaroni is not real, do not try this at home kids)

And Bo, Bo had the perfect advantage, she was already blind!

While Bo was trying-- I mean perfecting her splendid breakfast item. Kakashi was upstairs sleeping, and the smell of food had he getting ready for the day, waking up his students in the process, who did not look happy at all, especially with this Bo ordeal.

He hoped whatever Tazunas daughter was cooking, was good. He had stopped eating due to Sasuke and Naruto throwing up. The copy cat ninja hadn't thought the food was that bad, but to throw up, it must have been. Maybe they found a hair in their food.

Kakashi though had smelt something burning and a horrible stench that almost made him gag.

With one more sniff the grey haired ninja hurried up to his room, hoping to pretend to be sick.

Sasukes nose crinkled up in disgust. What happened to their hosts good cooking skills. Heck! He could cook better, though he wouldn't bet on Naruto who was currently crying, not noticing the stench.

The blonde haired ninja sniffled. He had been crying all night and it only got worse when Sakura kept pinching him to be quiet. Why did Bo have to leave them? With that thought Naruto instead went back to bed, seeing Sakura in the bathroom, brushing her hair.

So Sasukes being the only one awake looked at the dinner table which had lumps of ..... Something on the plates. Instead of eating that, which would have made him throw up and for at least one meal Sasuke didn't want to throw it up.

The black haired kid went in the kitchen to sneak a snack only to see ..... A Squirrel!? Being tossed in a boiling pot by Bo!

"Bo!"

"Oh.... Hey Sasuke there's food on the tab--" The teenager tried to punch the little kid, only getting pushed back by the wind.

Bo cried, guess he didn't like the food. "Wahhhhhhh!!! No one likes my fooooood!!"

The Uchiha froze, he hated it when people cried, it was awkward enough when Naruto or Sakura cried. "Uh no I love the food. I jus--"

"Okay! Have some more!"

"No!"

"But I thought you liked it!?" And the two fought over the spoon, not noticing as the fire started to crawl up the walls.

Ok so it's been awhile, sry. I'm gonna be in a Haunted house as a twin from the Shinning. Hope y'all have a good Halloween and if ya don't celebrate, hope ya have a good day. Ok so 1075 words.

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