Avatar In Naruto

Saki

The group soon arrived in a bar that was supposedly in possession of good alcohol.

They all settled down, everyone had a drink in front of them except me! And I was the one who stopped the evil duo!

"Okay well now that you got your drink I think we're going to head out, Hakus." Zabuza was quick to stand and his servant, but so was Kakashi. Their auras killing the jolly mood in the bar.

"Now Now. Everyone sit down. I have a proposition for the both of ye." The beautiful me spoke in such a serious voice that they obliged, wondering just what i had to offer.

"Well what Is it!?" The crinimal man growled out. Guess I was taking to long to think up an idea, I'll just go with my original plan. Smirking I tried to look in his general direction, following his awful stench.

"Work for me." I stated simply. Only earning everyone to choke on their drinks.

"What!?"

"Uh Bo?"

"Did she just...?"

"Stop joking."

"I want to go home."

The only man who seemed to take this seriously said. "And what can you offer that my employer hasn't?"

"I can offer you friendship!" Instead of crying and gushing the man burst into laughter.

"Real funny brat! See you can't offer me anything!"

"Oh...Did your employer already offer to be your friend...Tough." ignoring the evil dude she leaned towards Kakashi, hoping she was talking in his ear and that the seven swordsman ninja dude who could hear a pin drop from across the world, couldn't hear what she whispered to her sensei. "Look for friends of Zabuza. Thats a lead."

Coughing slowly to hide what just happens secretly, I grinned. "Well I can offer you money. Money beyond your wildebeest dreams. And yes I meant to say wildebeest."

I played off my best 'the look' and waited for him to reply which wasn't long.

"But B--" I quickly froze my teammates mouths close.

"Okay. Wheres the money then?"

"Heh. Show 'em Kakashi."

"Show them what?" The grey haired male frowned and watched his students struggle to remove the ice, Naruto crying and trying to force Ramen up his nose (where he got Ramen... We don't know) and Sakura running outside while Sasuke was concentrating chakra to his mouth. And Tazuna...Tazuna was passed out.

"Your money!"

"But you said it was your money?"

"Yeah well what's yours is mine. Plus your my guardian! Just give him my money!"

"It's not yours Bo."

"Fine! Give him the money!"

"It's mine." The perverted man was done. But if she wanted what was left of his money, ok.

"Okay! Give him mine money! Now come on old man!" I was very impatient. Why can't anyone roll along with my awesome ideas! They always work! Just like how they're gonna work now.

A sigh and then clanging of money meeting the table was heard making me burst out laughing like an evil scientist. "Muhahah there is your money peasant!" The man had yet to reply. A good sign. "Ha! Too much money! I told you it was beyond your wildeb--"

"Ahahah! You think 2 yen is enough!"

"Two yen!? Kakashi! What happened!?" I was internally crying begging myself to not cry. It got ugly real quick when I cried.

"Well you see i saw this book and it was the next o--" The next thing anyone knows Kakashi went flying by me. I used the stone dirt floor to fling the 'greatest ninja' up in the sky. Leaving just me Zabuza and Haku... Who can talk.

"Okay so it's not alot. But think what you could buy with 2 yen!....Candy!" I exclaimed knowing that was sure to sell him. Heck! It almost had me taking the money.

"Please! With the money Gato is offering, which is 2 million yen!" With that he did stand up. Haku silently copying.

"Woah! Can I work for him to?"

"Bo!!!" My 'magestic' guardian said, aghast.

"Back so soon!"

"Okay kid how about this. We'll leave everyone alone if you come work for me." Everyone waited, paused, didn't dare to breathe at the demons offer.

I was of course laughing on the inside. I'm a avatar! Defeater of evillll! Teaming up with evil would be... Evil! So with these thought in my head I quickly gave my answer. "Of course! When do we leave?"

"Whaaat!? Bo!?" Naruto screamed. Ah. Seems they got free.

"What? You said Friendship always work Naruto. I already asked to be friends. But now I can secretly make him fall into my trap of friendliness and soon enough when he's sleeping he'll wake up and realize... We are friends." I whispered in an ominous voice.

But alas Zabuza Momochi was an excellent listener as we discussed before. But I knew he couldn't listen to this whisper, it was so quite that not even Naruto heard! And he was the one I was whispering to in the first place! Muhahah.

"Uh can you repeat that Bo. I couldn't hear you." The clueless boy said, feeling a sweatshop forming.

Sasuke merely rolled his eyes. He knew Bo wouldn't betray Konoha. No one could. Dun dun dunnnn.

"And no that won't happen at all, you brat!" The great demon ninja who had offered shelter and hugs and kisses in the first place had heard.

"Naruto! He heard me all the way from there and yet you didn't!?" I whacked him on the back of the head, but hearing his cry of pain made me turn back and kiss his wound better. "Now stop being a baby, baby."

"A-alright." He sniffed for empathise, clearly milking the situation making the grey haired ninja face-palm. Why was he even here?

"Um can we leave." My future best friend said, clearly he's excited to be my friend. Were probably gonna go home and make friendship bracelets.

Well schools coming up. Sadly. Sorry the chapters kinda short. Ok so 999 words.