Fairytails

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Me: Y'all remind me of fairytale characters I used to read and watch about....

Ruby: like what?

Weiss: I better be a princess *tosses hair*

Yang: yeah.... princess of the snobs!

Weiss: OK YOU KNOW WHAT?!

Blake: *steps in between Yang and Weiss* no.

Me: O.O

Weiss: close your mouth. You'll attract flies.

Me: anyway..... *points to ruby* can anyone guess who she is?

Weiss: Oh I know!!!! A hyperactive chipmunk!

Ruby: :(

Weiss: a hyperactive chipmunk that's totally adorable.....

Ruby: :)

Me: no.

Yang: Ana from Frozen?

Me: nope

Blake: red riding hood?

Me: DING DING DING!!!! CORRECT!!!!!

Blake:0-0 oh geez

Ruby: HOW AM I RED RIDING HOOD?!

Everyone but Ruby: *stares at Ruby's red hood*

Ruby: oh......

Me: *points at Blake*

Blake: uh oh

Yang: sleeping beauty?

Me: why would you even think that?

Yang: beautiful? Check. Sleeps like a cat? Double check. Has a book o-

Blake: OK WE GET IT!

Ruby: princess and the frog?

Me: why wou-

Ruby: CAUSE SHES GONNA MAKE ADAM BETTER!!!!

Me: -_- (I'm a YangXBlake shipper)

Weiss: I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Me: -_-

Weiss: Beauty and the beast!!!

Me: ........... yeah...........

Blake: O-O

Me: you read a lot. And you're smart.

Blake: oh

Me: and finally Yan-

Everyone but me: NUTCRACKER!!!!!!

Me: I was thinking Goldilocks......

Everyone but me: *shows picture* she punched a guys nuts before.....

Everyone but me: *shows picture* she punched a guys nuts before

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Me: oh....

Penny: I'm probably Pinocchio

Everyone: O-O YOURE ALIVE?!

Penny: I can be rebuilt..... duh.

Cinder: I'm CINDERella!!!!

Everyone: -_-

Glynda: what is going on

Yang: GLINDA GOODWITCH!!!!!

Glynda: wat?

Ruby: Can we all agree that Ren is Hua Mulan?

Everyone: yep

Ren: Hey!!!!!

Nora: who am I?

Everyone: hyperactive chipmunk.

Nora: YAYYYYYYYY

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