Contest! Who has the best puns?
Everyone: *immediately points to Yang*
Yang: really? It krills me to think you all wouldn't dive at the occasion to try to beet me!
Weiss: see?!
Me: I'll keep count.
Yang: first, shell us a pun!
Me:......fine
Blake: oh no.
Me: I uh.... asked a Frenchman if he played video games.....
Yang: ooh I know this one!
Me: he said wii...
Yang: I guess that was a ice pun. You could've done batter, but donut worry. You were pretty fine-Apple!
Me: nope nope nope. *grabs ranch* um... Yang has eight points so far....
Ruby: stop with the puns! It's kiwi-ing me!
Yang: there you go sis! It may sound bananas, but that pun was very a-peeling! Im practically dying of ant-ticipation
Weiss: you butter stop with all of these puns...
Everyone: *staaaaaaaaaare*
Blake: Yang. I challenge you to a pun war. Unleaf you're scared!
Yang: you're on. I have some koala tea puns! But let's mate this a griddle more challenging! Every pun has to have something to do with the ocean.
Blake: let's grow.
Yang: what did the other ocean say to the other ocean?
Blake: sea ya later?
Yang: nope. They just waved!
Me: *watches and grabs popcorn*
Blake: I sea what you did there.
Yang: I'm shore you did.
Blake: this is getting out of sand.
Yang: don't be such a beach! This is getting good!
Blake: stop giving sea shell
Yang: that one seemed a bit fishy
Blake: yeah it took a dive
Yang: water you thinking?
Blake: I got a lot on my brine
Yang: whale done Blake.
Blake: what do you mean? You're current-ly the best at puns.
Yang: I'm glad we're done. I was about to drown in all of the puns
Blake: nuh uh that won't float. We're not done.
Yang: well ship. I wrecking I'll have to think of more.
Blake: We'll sea, weed have to get more creative. I shrimply cant think of anymore
Yang: oh buoy I can't either
Blake: we'll need an act of cod to think of more
Yang: what tuna mean?
Blake: clam we stop
Yang: don't get crabby
Blake: I just don't see the porpoise anymore
Yang: but it's a load of rafts!
Blake: I just don't eel like it anymore
Yang: you need a sense of humor first mate!
Blake: well I'm stumped. If you think of any more let minnow
Yang: I'm sure you'll think of more. You're very shark!
Blake: I'm not trying to be koi, I'm just tired of this
Me: *whispers to the others* and yet they're still going
Ruby and Weiss: *nods*
Yang: I bet naut. I Cal bull
Blake: it was going swimmingly.
Yang: would it gill you to think of more?
Blake: yes. These puns are a pain in the bass.
Yang: well I'm not fin-ished.
Blake: you're being shellfish. Stop this.
Yang: stop giving me g-reef
Blake: I can't bait until this is over. It's starting to give me a hammock
Yang: it is knot!
Blake: we need kelp
Yang: getting help would be a tough sail.
Blake: I don't pike this anymore.
Yang: all you do is whine orca-ll names
Blake: I quit. Algae you later.
Yang: you're such a squidder....
Blake: IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW TO USE SQUID THIS WHOLE TIME! Abyss I missed the chance.
Yang: well ex-scuba me for using it first
Blake: I don't want to do this carp anymore
Yang: I'm floundering to come up with any oar.
Blake: I have a feeling I will beam about this tonight....
Yang: I have seen the lighthouse about you.
Blake: not to be a party grouper but I'm done. You can have the last pun.
Yang: the BENDS
Blake: so? Who won?
Me: *passed out cause TOO MANY PUNS*
