The Signs Pitch Perfect Quotes
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Aries: " wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously" - Fat Amy
Taurus: "I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!" - Fat Amy
Gemini: "We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you." - Aubrey
Cancer: "Sisters before misters." - Bumper
Leo: "You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave." -Fat Amy
Virgo: "Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!" - Aubrey
Libra: "Oh! Yeah, I'm pretty confident about... *gestures to her body* all of this." - Chloe
Scorpio: *cough* "Slut." - Fat Amy
Sagittarius: "I set fires to feel joy." - Lilly
Capricorn: "Horizontal running..." - Fat Amy
Aquarius: "Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist?" - Beca
Pisces: "Sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth but then I think, mmm, better not" - Fat Amy
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