The Signs as Types of Drunks
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Aries: loud, wild, and slightly aggressive drunk
Taurus: the drunk lying in the bushes eating Cheetos
Gemini: storyteller drunk, telling nothing but lies
Cancer: drunk who only drinks at home by themselves
Leo: the "let's take a drunk selfie" kind of drunk
Virgo: virgin-turned-hoe-from-just-one-drink drunk
Libra: excessively/annoyingly nice & flirty drunk
Scorpio: therapist drunk listening to everyone's secrets
Sagittarius: the show-off drunk (probably breaks something)
Capricorn: a drunk who always seems miraculously sober
Aquarius: drunk muttering "nonsense" to themselves
Pisces: that one drunk crying in the bathroom about life
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ZODIAC SIGNS
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