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Signs when the world ends

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Aries: FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS ISN'T FAIR

Taurus: shit, I haven't lost my virginity yet

Gemini: *sleeps through it*

Cancer: *WON'T STOP SCREAMING*

Leo: BUT I'M NOT FAMOUS YET

Libra: *vloging as it happens*

Virgo: Maybe if I close my eyes, it will stop

Scorpio: Finally

Sagittarius: Aw man, there's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do

Capricorn: *spending their last minutes eating*

Aquarius: Haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... slowly... and painfully...

Pisces: *can't hear it going down because listening to music on max*


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