180. As-45

26 0 0
                                    

Signs as Elementary School Things

~

Aries: Playing Foursquare at recess and spending the whole time fighting over who starts in the A square

Taurus: The kid who sits alone on purpose so they can read at recess

Gemini: The kid with the scented eraser putty

Cancer: Becoming best friends with someone you hated yesterday

Leo: The kid with the 64 pack of crayons with the sharpener in the back

Virgo: The kid who always tried to correct the teacher

Libra: The kid with the scented markers

Scorpio: The kid who entertains everybody by making "dirty" jokes about poop and stuff

Sagittarius: Playing Capture the Flag at recess

Capricorn: The classroom "economy" where you earned "money" for good behavior and bought cheap toys from the teacher

Aquarius: The kid who went through their awkward phase earlier than everyone else but eventually turned out gorgeous

Pisces: The kid who mixed foods that should never mix and pretended they liked it for attention



ZODIAC SIGNSWhere stories live. Discover now