Three Little Misfits

Zerf Battle

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Alex, Peter, Patrick, and Caleb jumped over the couch, slid behind the walls, and rolled around on the floor, all while shooting their Zerf guns all over the place. Johanna and Lily were upstairs in her room playing with their dolls and tea sets, but they were quickly growing bored of it.

"Do you wanna go downstairs?" Asked Johanna.

"Okay!" Her bunny friend replied.

They stood and opened the door, where they were immediately greeted by the sound of her brothers and friends screaming with carefree joy. They head downstairs into the battlefield. The boys ceased fire as the two step between them.

"Hey! Can we play too?" Lily asked.

"No." Alex quickly replied.

"Why not?" Johanna asked.

"Because girls can't play with guns."

"Yes we can!"

"No you can't." Alex finished the argument as he shot another dart into his brother's ear. The fox and gazelle returned fire, and the bunny and lion took quick cover behind the couch. Johanna and Lily were not spared as they were met with a barrage of foam bullets. They covered their heads as they made their way into the kitchen.

Judy was working to prepare dinner for the six of them. She had to buy extra food to accompany the multiple tastes. She didn't like to admit, but it was hard cooking for three omnivores, two herbivores, and a carnivore. It was already 5:00. Nick was going to be at work until later, and Patrick, Caleb, and Lily's parents wouldn't be here to pick them up until at least 7:30.

"Mom!" Johanna called. Her mom's ear perked and she looked down at the two bunnies.

"What is it, girls?"

"They won't let us play with them because they said girls can't play with guns."

Judy's eyes widened slightly. She almost wanted to chuckle. She was almost a better shot than Chief Bogo himself. She turned off the stove and knelt down next to the bunnies.

"Well, then we're just gonna have to show those little boys that girls can play with guns." She whispered followed by a wink. She walked out into the battlefield with the girls. They once again ceased fire.

"Hi mom." Said Alex and Peter.

"Hello Mrs. Wilde." Said Patrick and Caleb.

"Hello boys." She responded as she herded the girls up the stairs. "Be sure to pick up all the darts, okay?"

"Yes ma'am." They all replied as they began yet again.

About ten minutes later, the boys declared a break. They went to go get some juice boxes and chips from the pantry and sat on the couch to watch some cartoons. Little did they know about the three Rambo bunnies slowly creeping up behind them.

Suddenly, all three of the girls popped up and screamed like banshees from behind the couch, causing all four boys to jump from their seats. They all were wearing headbands fastened out of Nick's ties. Johanna had black, Lily had red, and Judy had Nick's usual striped tie. Lily was wielding two Zerf pistols, Judy had a sniper, and Jojo had the big automatic from Alex's room. They were swarmed with bullets, and they soon laughed hysterically as they ran for cover, grabbing their guns.

"Come on you guys! I thought you said girls can't play with guns!" Johanna screamed as she shot the gun wildly at everything. She ran empty. Seeing his opening, Alex sat up, aimed, and shot a dart straight in the center of Johanna's forehead. She grinned as she reloaded a full belt. Alex swallowed as he was destroyed by his sister.

The girls ceased fire and backed up to give them some territory again. "Are you guys ready for a real Zerf battle now?" Judy asked motivationally.

They all held their guns high in the air as they all shouted. "YEAH!"

She grinned. "But first...Dinner time!"

"Yay!" The kids all dropped their guns as they made their way into the kitchen.

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Night quickly came in over the city, and four cars pulled into the driveway seemingly at the same time. Nick greeted the parents as they walked up to the door. He turned the knob and walked in first, guiding the others in after him.

"Carrots! We're he-" Nick began but froze at what he saw and heard. His and any of the parents' words left their lips as they watched the fox's wife and all the kids in an all-out Zerf dart anarchy, screaming and shooting like delinquents. They stopped and stared at the parents for a moment, before they all innocently smiled.

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